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bingethinker: Is she hot?
Ed Finnerty: What a dick. He should have pleated guilty.
Churchy LaFemme: This thread is bad and you should all feel bad.
fusillade762: he wanted to teach her lesson about leaving the iron on"He's a veteran of the Iraq War."It's like that thing they do in boot camp where they shoot you to teach you a lesson about not getting in front of bullets.
KrispyKritter: the 3rd-4th time this happened i left the iron out on the porch. somehow this got the point across to the Mrs.i like how news articles mention someone is a veteran. voluntarily putting yourself in harms way to be an assassin for a government that will gladly let you starve homeless & unemployed if you make it home alive tells me you make poor decisions and are quite possible unstable.
AverageAmericanGuy: I was walking across the carpet in my living room the other day and at one particular spot I felt the shag get 'crispy'. Getting down on my hands and knees, I felt around the area and there seemed to be a small patch of this strangeness. I thought maybe my kid had spilled a milkshake or something on the rug, so I raised my voice at him when he denied spilling anything. He went to his room crying and grounded. We don't accept lying in this house.Later when my wife got back from shopping, I told her about the carpet and she came clean that she had done that when she was ironing shirts earlier. The iron had fallen from its charging stand and briefly fell on the rug. This was enough to burn the rug. I yelled a little while about how this was going to cost us to have the carpet replaced.After a while I stopped feeling angry and we all had dinner and they apologized for their behavior.
L.D. Ablo: How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?She answered the iron.
Feral_and_Preposterous: L.D. Ablo: How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?She answered the iron.How did she burn the other ear?
Huck And Molly Ziegler: Also see story about a man, a sheep and farking and what HE'S called.
L.D. Ablo: Feral_and_Preposterous: L.D. Ablo: How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?She answered the iron.How did she burn the other ear?When they called back.
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