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  • Translation: Fox News National Security Advisor
  • I see some TMZ in his future...
  • naughtyrev: Translation: Fox News National Security Advisor


    Oh jeez.

    "OK, General Petraeus... can I call you Dave? OK Dave... we need you to assure our audience that no matter what, Israel is our sponsor, I mean... Israel is our greatest asset, I mean... our greatest ally in the Middle East. Also, you need to tell the rubes, er... I mean... our audience that if Obama, Hillary, or any other Democrat said it, it's a lie."
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    Holly.... you should have kept the hair long
  • Academy nickname was Pansy Petraeus.
  • Many are talking about him re-applying for his most current ex job. The only problem I have with that is if the damn chief of the cia cant keep an affair secret by using standard email accounts, I seriously doubt his ability to be the chief spy.
    That said, I have to hope that a man this smart will have learned his lesson, and the country does need dedicated men and women of that caliber, cheating is bad and all but you have to agree that he loves this country, and deserves a second chance.
  • alienated: Many are talking about him re-applying for his most current ex job. The only problem I have with that is if the damn chief of the cia cant keep an affair secret by using standard email accounts, I seriously doubt his ability to be the chief spy.
    That said, I have to hope that a man this smart will have learned his lesson, and the country does need dedicated men and women of that caliber, cheating is bad and all but you have to agree that he loves this country, and deserves a second chance.


    Same argument as Clinton. If you can't keep it zipped, you aren't fit to lead.

    Funny if the right wing embraces him after going out of their way to sink Clinton, but thats par for their course, its the do as I say not as I do party. Actually he might be a good fit on FOX, he was cheating with a woman.
  • Generation_D: Same argument as Clinton. If you can't keep it zipped, you aren't fit to lead.


    its still a bs argument.
  • alienated: Generation_D: Same argument as Clinton. If you can't keep it zipped, you aren't fit to lead.

    its still a bs argument.


    Welp, you can go back in time to about 1997 and 1998 and tell Newtie and the rest of his merry band of hypocrites not to raise impeachment charges, not to hire kenneth starr, and not to waste 40 million dollars on a frivolous lawsuit. In the end all it did was screw with Clinton's presidency. It didn't change alpha guys likelihood of tapping ass thats offered to them.
  • He's the most ambitious guy I've ever seen

    two socialites, one general?
  • There's a lot more ass just waiting for him to tap.
    He just needs to be patient.
  • ..nobody cares that he was farking around
    yer just pretending to care about the national security blah blah.
    name a politician that garnered this much angst when he was caught farking around,
    and name one you couldn't care less about.
    asess the political aspect of your butthurt

    don't care either way, no dog in this fight
    it just seems like so much whaagrrbl
  • "He's the most ambitious guy I've ever seen. I'm absolutely confident he's going to succeed again"

    Succeed at what? Sticking his dick in more crazy?

    DNRTFA. That quote put me off reading it, to be frank.
  • You know you're working on a whole 'nuther level of "insider" when you resign in disgrace and have four job offers in two weeks without even trying.
  • alienated: Generation_D: Same argument as Clinton. If you can't keep it zipped, you aren't fit to lead.

    its still a bs argument.


    Until you get rid of eminent domain practices and elect an atheist President, I'm going to continue to maintain that America is floated on a raft of BS arguments.
  • alienated: Generation_D: Same argument as Clinton. If you can't keep it zipped, you aren't fit to lead.

    its still a bs argument.


    Disagree. If your spouse cannot trust your stupid ass why the hell should anybody else?

    I am just surprise the normally radically feminist Democrats put up with such a double standard. Bill Clinton, the alledged male, is still held in high regard by them while the woman he cheated with life is bascially ruined. Also look at the high regard Hilary is held despite standing by the cheating SOB like a good subservient wife.

    No doubt thanks to the double standard that Democrats embrace the Generals will recover while Broadwell and Kelly will not.

    The real reason Clinton should have been impeached
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    Tom Tomorrow as usual kills it.
  • Valiente: alienated: Generation_D: Same argument as Clinton. If you can't keep it zipped, you aren't fit to lead.

    its still a bs argument.

    Until you get rid of eminent domain practices and elect an atheist President, I'm going to continue to maintain that America is floated on a raft of BS arguments.


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gennifer​_Flowers

    Story came out before the election. Just sayin'.
  • thanks to the news machine we'll have to put up with this asshat for much longer than we should have to. business as usual.
  • Typical scumbag Democrat being propped up by the typical scumbag flag-following simpletons. Their defense of this scum? "B-B-B-B-B-BUT REPUBLICANS B-B-B-B-BUT FAUX NEWS!"

    All you dumbasses can do is point the finger and blame others for your own mistakes. What you will NOT be doing is a) fixing the economy, b) stopping our endless overseas wars, c) rolling back the huge rights grab we've endured. And the excuse? You guessed it: "B-B-B-B-B-BUT REPUBLICANS B-B-B-B-BUT FAUX NEWS!" All those protests against a, b, and c during the Bush years? Yep, non-existent now.

    Enjoy all that change scumbags. Enjoy that big pot of government gold you're due to get any day now.

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  • Farkers are such hypocrites sometimes. You all absolutely worship Bill Clinton but are dragging Petraeus through the mud every chance you get.
  • What's he planning again? Is it a come back or a cum back?
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