Your OS+browser combo only supports outdated crytography (TLS 1.0). Please upgrade before January 1, 2018.
Real News. Real Funny.
Twitter
Facebook
Fark.com Mobile
Copyright © 1999 - 2017 Fark, Inc
Last updated: Oct 23 2017 14:37:55
Contact | Report error | TOS/legal/privacy
Full site
Copyright © 1999 - 2017 Fark, Inc
Last updated: Oct 23 2017 14:37:55
Contact | Report error | TOS/legal/privacy
Full site
Ouch. It's REALLY must hurt to be turned down by that kind of girl!
close
close
close
close
close
close
close
My dinghy is bigger.
close
BarkingUnicorn: 16-foot yacht
For reference, here is what a 16-foot boat looks like.
That's quite an obsession, if you are willing to travel for 8 monts on such a thing.
close
close
close
"Mr Culum, who once ran a mobile phone company"
Oh.
close
close
digitalrain: Isn't it ironic?
It's like rain on your wedding day or not
Seriously dude, plenty of other fish in the sea.
close
close
His boat is definitely too small.
That chick would require at least a 90-footer to drop her panties.
Plus, he's Turkish.
Plus, his facebook page doesn't have a profile picture, just a black square with the word, "Courtney"
close
close
close
apparently, its going to be one massive load saved up over years.
close
Need_MindBleach: Given that she turned him down for a date the first time and then got married, I'm going to say "what a maroon."
Yeah, you meet a girl once when she's visiting your country. She turns you down. You don't let that stop you, and you stalk her, and decide to set off on an 8,000 mile maritime voyage in what is essentially a dinghy, without passport or visa, expecting to just surprise her in her homeland and expect her to dump everything and be with you.
I mean yeah, if it worked the movie rights alone would have made them rich. That would probably be a huge film hit, but the odds against it working were a million to one.
Yeah, he needs to be arrested. I'd say a psychiatric evaluation might also be in order.
close
quisph: He didn't even get a valid passport first? How did someone this incompetent and short-sighted ever manage to run a successful business?
"Mr Culum, who once ran a mobile phone company"
Oh.
In other words, he resold burners on the streets of Izmir.
close
BarkingUnicorn: I've never seen a 16-foot yacht.
Came for this. Leaving happy.
close
close
close
padraig: BarkingUnicorn: 16-foot yacht
For reference, here is what a 16-foot boat looks like.
[www.towmeup.com image 350x225]
That's quite an obsession, if you are willing to travel for 8 monts on such a thing.
Looks a bit nicer than that, has a small cabin. Image at the top is image 1 of 2, 2nd image is of his boat.
close