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  • 2012 - 1963 = 49.

    Nice work subby.
  • I thought it was Anne Frank who shot him.
  • You mean he was a zombie for a whole year? Maybe we should be looking at Abraham Lincoln as the real killer...

    /oh please please please let this go green so we can truly mock subby
  • JFK introduced new math into the school system.
  • The Third Man: You mean he was a zombie for a whole year? Maybe we should be looking at Abraham Lincoln as the real killer...

    /oh please please please let this go green so we can truly mock subby


    I deserve it.

    /hangs head in shame.
  • The Third Man: You mean he was a zombie for a whole year? Maybe we should be looking at Abraham Lincoln as the real killer...

    /oh please please please let this go green so we can truly mock subby


    I voted for it.

    /sorry JT
  • Damn thing delayed the debut of "Inspector Spacetime".
  • Jesus should've been born in Year 0.

    And today we're beginning the 50th year since the JFK assassination.

    And when ancient Romans said "I'll see you in 3 days", they meant the day-after-tomorrow. Today is Day 1, tomorrow is Day 2, and College Football Rivalry Saturday would be Day 3.
  • Well, it's green. Bring on my Thanksgiving shaming.
  • Does it matter that subby got the # of years wrong? It was still a senseless and brutal act, perpetrated by a deranged nutball for no good reason. If you don't like the President, you vote him out. You don't kill him. That's not how the system is supposed to work. It's offensive.
  • Coco LaFemme: Does it matter that subby got the # of years wrong? It was still a senseless and brutal act, perpetrated by a deranged nutball for no good reason. If you don't like the President, you vote him out. You don't kill him. That's not how the system is supposed to work. It's offensive.


    seriously, we should greenlight this headline every day until the cia apologizes.
  • JerseyTim: Well, it's green. Bring on my Thanksgiving shaming.


    You should've played it up. Put in the "that's the joke" image, etc. Make it seem like we're all just too lame to get it.
  • 1963 = year 0
    1964 = 1st anniversary
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    2012 = 49th anniversary
  • gopher321: I thought it was Anne Frank who shot him.


    That's just silly. I really doubt a blind woman could kill anyone with a rifle from that distance.
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    9-11-00
    /never forget
  • Wait....

    The JFK assassination delayed the premiere of Dr. Who in 1963
    This year is the 50th anniversary of James Bond.
    Jame's Bond and Dr. Who are Brittish.
    British people like soccer
    America is the only country in the world where soccer isn't the most popular sport played
    America's pastime is baseball
    Fidel Castro was a failed baseball player...in AMERICA

    So, Fidel Castro, in a bid to overthrow the American baseball monopoly, convinced the British government to send James Bond to kill JFK, then used Dr Who to send Bond back 1 year in the past to offset the Anniversary connection and hide the real motive for the killing!

    /need to have Michael Jai White read that for the full effect
  • RoyFokker'sGhost: Wait....

    The JFK assassination delayed the premiere of Dr. Who in 1963
    This year is the 50th anniversary of James Bond.
    Jame's Bond and Dr. Who are Brittish.
    British people like soccer
    America is the only country in the world where soccer isn't the most popular sport played
    America's pastime is baseball
    Fidel Castro was a failed baseball player...in AMERICA

    So, Fidel Castro, in a bid to overthrow the American baseball monopoly, convinced the British government to send James Bond to kill JFK, then used Dr Who to send Bond back 1 year in the past to offset the Anniversary connection and hide the real motive for the killing!

    /need to have Michael Jai White read that for the full effect


    Michael Jai White shares the same name with Michael Jordan whose number was 23.
  • That's my favorite JFK conspiracy theory, so I'm giving subby a pass.
  • I thought he was killed by a gay conspiracy, led by Clay Shaw, that, following a long civil war, would have led to the downfall of the heterosexual and to he end of straight marriage. The Stars and Stripes would be replaced by the Rainbow, and the country would be rechristened "The United Gays of America." Independence day would be switched to November 22, and it would be celebrated every year with super-fabulous Gay Pride parades all over the country.

    Am I missing something?
  • RoyFokker'sGhost: Wait....

    The JFK assassination delayed the premiere of Dr. Who in 1963
    This year is the 50th anniversary of James Bond.
    Jame's Bond and Dr. Who are Brittish.
    British people like soccer
    America is the only country in the world where soccer isn't the most popular sport played
    America's pastime is baseball
    Fidel Castro was a failed baseball player...in AMERICA

    So, Fidel Castro, in a bid to overthrow the American baseball monopoly, convinced the British government to send James Bond to kill JFK, then used Dr Who to send Bond back 1 year in the past to offset the Anniversary connection and hide the real motive for the killing!

    /need to have Michael Jai White read that for the full effect



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  • Coco LaFemme: Does it matter that subby got the # of years wrong? It was still a senseless and brutal act, perpetrated by a deranged nutball for no good reason. If you don't like the President, you vote him out. You don't kill him. That's not how the system is supposed to work. It's offensive.


    Everything I've read about Oswald suggests it was in no way related to policy. He had this incredible egotism and desire to be famous, and lo and behold, here comes this huge crime of opportunity when he learns the President's motorcade route will be passing right in front of the building where he happens to be working at the time. It really doesn't have to be any more complicated than that.

    Also, for those who haven't read it, Stephen King's book "11/23/63" is actually his best effort in years and worth the read. Your basic time travel / try to save JFK / what would happen type novel.
  • Britney Spear's Speculum: RoyFokker'sGhost: Wait....

    The JFK assassination delayed the premiere of Dr. Who in 1963
    This year is the 50th anniversary of James Bond.
    Jame's Bond and Dr. Who are Brittish.
    British people like soccer
    America is the only country in the world where soccer isn't the most popular sport played
    America's pastime is baseball
    Fidel Castro was a failed baseball player...in AMERICA

    So, Fidel Castro, in a bid to overthrow the American baseball monopoly, convinced the British government to send James Bond to kill JFK, then used Dr Who to send Bond back 1 year in the past to offset the Anniversary connection and hide the real motive for the killing!

    /need to have Michael Jai White read that for the full effect

    Michael Jai White shares the same name with Michael Jordan whose number was 23.


    Reminded me of the south park episode with Jeff Goldblum
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