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Pocket Ninja: I had multiple helpings of many of those and went back for seconds and thirds, and there appears to be no way to calculate that. Stupid calculator.
Bacontastesgood: What if my thanksgiving dinner was a small bowl of pasta which I later hurled? Sure, pneumonia sucks but I don't have to go running to keep the pounds off.
Bonzo_1116: And that was a weigh-in after pooping.
borg: I run 5 miles an hour ago usually I run 10 but I gave myself sometime off.
EdNortonsTwin: bummer of a way to spend TG.pnemonia hurt me so bad once, that I can't even spell it correctly.
Bacontastesgood: EdNortonsTwin: bummer of a way to spend TG.pnemonia hurt me so bad once, that I can't even spell it correctly.Thankful to be alive. The rest is icing. Spelling and turkey and all that.