FARK.com: (7448432) It's got to be pretty embarrassing when you break into someone's hotel room wearing a pillowcase with the eye holes burned into it and you let yourself get pushed out of the room and over the balcony

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It's got to be pretty embarrassing when you break into someone's hotel room wearing a pillowcase with the eye holes burned into it and you let yourself get pushed out of the room and over the balcony

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ChipNASA

2012-11-23 02:14:14 PM

In Before:

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Rubix^3

2012-11-23 02:15:27 PM

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Snort

2012-11-23 02:30:55 PM

404 on mobile

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Gyrfalcon

2012-11-23 02:36:49 PM

Or, it's got to be Florida.

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JesusJuice

2012-11-23 03:18:54 PM

Snort: 404 on mobile

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RandomRandom

2012-11-23 03:50:37 PM

30 Year Sentence?!?

WTF

He definitely needs to be locked up, but 30 years? No wonder the US has the highest percentage of incarnation in the entire farking world.

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Captain Steroid

2012-11-23 03:51:31 PM

This is why Jason Voorhees switched to a hockey mask. No one takes a deranged maniac seriously if they're wearing a pillowcase over their head! :-(

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10 U.S.C. 311

2012-11-23 04:04:35 PM

RandomRandom: He definitely needs to be locked up, but 30 years? No wonder the US has the highest percentage of incarnation in the entire farking world.

Probably charged with burglary, plus a sentence enhancement for wearing a mask (if the mask isn't the greater crime - FL may have old anti-Klan laws that make the commission of a masked crime a special category of bad).

Plus there's the fact that the cops had his DNA - meaning he's a repeat offender. That's why the news is so old methinks. It took them 10 months to run the DNA.

I wonder how many times he's done this since then.

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