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ltdanman44: where is the gun? Without it, you can't call this a suicide
Pardon Me Sultan: "It's 99.999 percent certain that the victim carefully reached out of the tied bag full of rocks hovering over the water and shot himself in the head so the gun fell beside the bag...""...but instead of staying behind, the gun vanished"Well, to me the obvious murder suspect would be whoever it was who tried to pass this off as suicide.
SDRR: The body of 43-year-old Uwe Sattler was found in the River Elbe in July by a fisherman. He was wearing a rucksack full of rocks and had been shot in the head and put into a sack fastened with cable ties before he hit the water."We are 99.999 percent certain it was suicide," a Hamburg police spokeswoman told The Local."There is no other explanation; no other motive and no other evidence."You're farking kidding me, right? RIGHT?