FARK.com: (7448524) Thirty-two-year-old hottie: I've had five kids, eat 5,000 calories of junk food a day...and look like THIS (w/pics)

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Thirty-two-year-old hottie: I've had five kids, eat 5,000 calories of junk food a day...and look like THIS (w/pics)

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feckingmorons

2012-11-23 02:25:42 AM

It gives to bad tattoos, greasy hair and prominent teeth?

I'd cut back if I were she.

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kxs401

2012-11-23 02:30:27 AM

It's sad that she's STILL not happy with her body, which looks great to me. She should be careful, though -- just being thin isn't enough to protect against high cholesterol or diabetes if she's not eating well.

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RobertBruce

2012-11-23 03:30:17 AM

so... study the metabolism and figure out how to put ours in high gear.

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VIDEOWALLART

2012-11-23 07:34:41 AM

I didn't realize Fast food lead to fugly

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Slaxl

2012-11-23 08:29:44 AM

She's ugly therefore her opinions are invalid and any information gleaned from her is fallacious.

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dletter

2012-11-23 09:52:47 AM

This article is not helping my impression that all women in England have 3 kids by the time they are 23 and live off the government.

/actually, that impression comes mostly from article from "The Sun", so....

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Tr0mBoNe

2012-11-23 10:04:07 AM

Tape worm.

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Friskya

2012-11-23 10:07:57 AM

Two bagger.

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Somacandra

2012-11-23 10:09:03 AM

Still no cure for British Teeth, obviously.

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AdolfOliverPanties

2012-11-23 10:14:57 AM

FARK.com: where gorgeous celebrity women are denigrated for any slight physical flaws, but non-celebrity ugly she-beasts are considered hotties.

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Dead for Tax Reasons

2012-11-23 10:22:21 AM

Seems crazy enough. Crazy burns a lot of calories

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The_Y2P_Problem

2012-11-23 10:23:33 AM

I don't know, if I learned anything from the documentary, The Killer Shrews, it's that a shrew must eat their body weight every day or they'll starve.

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GAT_00

2012-11-23 10:31:08 AM

VIDEOWALLART: I didn't realize Fast food lead to fugly

Yeah, that's a very British face.

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Coolfusis

2012-11-23 10:38:15 AM

I'm gonna call either tapeworm, or dead at 40 due to cocaine overdose.

Bodies aren't magic, something has to burn those calories.

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WTFDYW

2012-11-23 10:43:33 AM

Take away the bad, bad tattoos and she'd be a butterface at best.

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KarmicDisaster

2012-11-23 10:51:49 AM

Tatard

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Friskya

2012-11-23 10:52:03 AM

Friskya: Two bagger.

Now that I think about it, better make it three bags.

/why take risks?

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dletter

2012-11-23 11:02:00 AM

Coolfusis: I'm gonna call either tapeworm, or dead at 40 due to cocaine overdose.

Bodies aren't magic, something has to burn those calories.

Metabolism's can vary widely, but, yeah, that is even a bit extreme if the diet is true and she is never working out, especially once you hit your 30s.

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whistleridge

2012-11-23 11:59:14 AM

dletter: This article is not helping my impression that all women in England have 3 kids by the time they are 23 and live off the government.

/actually, that impression comes mostly from article from "The Sun", so....

But only in the UK. In the US, they have to be black to do that.

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make me some tea

2012-11-23 12:09:55 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: Seems crazy enough. Crazy burns a lot of calories

That's probably why my ex-wife was so trim. She could eat anything she liked and she was a beanpole. Crazy as a loon, though.

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L.D. Ablo

2012-11-23 12:09:56 PM

RobertBruce: so... study the metabolism and figure out how to put ours in high gear.

Meth.

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antidisestablishmentarianism

2012-11-23 12:30:30 PM

South Bronx Paradise Diet Baby!

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uncoveror

2012-11-23 12:43:50 PM

Unless this story is fake, and most tabloid stories are, she has intestinal parasites.

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Shazam999

2012-11-23 12:44:27 PM

I know a girl like that, she has a smoking hot body even though she popped out two kids. Washboard abs, totally tight butt. Unfortunately she is one hell of a butterface.

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brap

2012-11-23 12:44:52 PM

Pat ~~Benetar~~ Skeletor.

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