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  • And you think the preppers are crazy? These assholes are your neighbors, and they'd act the same way if the supermarket went under, and they found out you had food at your house.
  • I couldnt even begin to try to watch that....
  • I've watched a couple of these now (there is another on the Video tab) and I'm just sad for our society.
    I'd be all for calling in airstrikes on every Black Friday event nationwide.
  • I was at Sears this morning. I waited in line in the electronics department to get a Wii-U for my daughter.

    You know what ticks me off about you people? You are all criticizing the shoppers who do this, and yet not one of you lazy bums got your butts out of bed at 4:30 this morning to drive to the store to make sure somebody else gets a merry Christmas.

    If you don't get what you want for Christmas this year, who are you going to blame? Not your mom, I hope. Not the one who did the cooking and the cleaning and the decorating and the shopping and the wrapping so Christmas would be nice for YOU.

    Do you think I WANTED to get out of bed at 4:30 this morning after spending all day yesterday orchestrating Thanksgiving? How about a little less disrespect and an occasional "Thanks, mom, for doing that".
  • It is like the Honey Boo-boo goes shopping day
  • queezyweezel: And you think the preppers are crazy? These assholes are your neighbors, and they'd act the same way if the supermarket went under, and they found out you had food at your house.


    Except Psycoholic_Slag would be all 7.62x39 on their asses.
  • BeSerious: Embarrasing.


    The peasants are revolting.
  • I bet they all have sisters who are pilots living kick-ass lives....


    /tards
  • cryinoutloud: BeSerious: Embarrasing.

    The peasants are revolting.


    Sadly, no. They're fighting over who gets to put their mouth on Wall Streets crank first.
  • Cytokine Storm:
    You know what ticks me off about you people? You are all criticizing the shoppers who do this, and yet not one of you lazy bums got your butts out of bed at 4:30 this morning to drive to the store to make sure somebody else gets a merry Christmas.


    I did my shopping at home in 20 minutes. Don't you have the internet?

    And one of those videos was people fighting over towels. FARKING TOWELS! If someone gave me a towel for Christmas I'd use it to strangle them.
  • Whats this standing in line crap?


    /buy the useless crap online in your underwear like a normal person
    //if you HAVE to go out....but from a small business
  • I went to Wal-Mart last night (the only store open) to find my aunt a copy of Up! because she has never seen it.

    O
    M
    G

    That place was a madhouse. Not as bad as this, but whole family's with a car per person, kids running through the store with boxes over their heads. No one paying attention to anyone else, bumping into each other all over the place.

    I didn't see any fights, but I did see the police escorting a woman in handcuffs somewhere. I was shocked she wasn't making a lot of noise and screaming, she was just quietly being lead to where ever. They had these deals setup everywhere and it looked like packs of wolves ahd torn into them, just plastic wrap carnage and a few torn paper signs to tell what was at that special. Apparently, they'd wheel these specials out on handcarts, hoards of people following and asking what was under the plastic, and the employees wouldn't answer. Then they'd cut it open, and they'd swarm. Again, not as bad as in that video, but pretty damn bad.

    After all was said and done, the damned store had every other Pixar movie BUT Up! I was a little pissed and got the Hell out of dodge.
  • buzzcut73: cryinoutloud: BeSerious: Embarrasing.

    The peasants are revolting.

    Sadly, no. They're fighting over who gets to put their mouth on Wall Streets crank first.


    No, dude. It's reference to a classic Wizard of Id.

    /Now, if you would be so kind as to remove yourself from the manicured grass area in front of my house.
  • buzzcut73: cryinoutloud: BeSerious: Embarrasing.
    The peasants are revolting.
    Sadly, no. They're fighting over who gets to put their mouth on Wall Streets crank first.


    You are aware of the double meaning of "revolting" right? I think it's an old joke from a Mel Brooks movie.

    Believe me, if I'm talking about consumerism, I mean the other meaning.
  • The day after we give thanks for what we have, we trample our fellow humans in order to get more. Gotta love America.

    Cytokine Storm: I was at Sears this morning. I waited in line in the electronics department to get a Wii-U for my daughter.

    You know what ticks me off about you people? You are all criticizing the shoppers who do this, and yet not one of you lazy bums got your butts out of bed at 4:30 this morning to drive to the store to make sure somebody else gets a merry Christmas.

    If you don't get what you want for Christmas this year, who are you going to blame? Not your mom, I hope. Not the one who did the cooking and the cleaning and the decorating and the shopping and the wrapping so Christmas would be nice for YOU.

    Do you think I WANTED to get out of bed at 4:30 this morning after spending all day yesterday orchestrating Thanksgiving? How about a little less disrespect and an occasional "Thanks, mom, for doing that".


    You want a medal or something? Did you at any moment think about the people who didn't get to spend time with their families yesterday and today; all the people who had to prepare and staff the store you bought your gadget at? Do you think they WANTED to spend thanksgiving getting Sears ready to handle the throng of greedy, unruly shoppers or do you think they wanted to eat a nice dinner with their loved ones?

    No sympathy, stop being part of the problem.
  • monoski: It is like the Honey Boo-boo goes shopping day


    *visualizes the nightmare and passes out from fright*
  • Cytokine Storm: I was at Sears this morning. I waited in line in the electronics department to get a Wii-U for my daughter.

    You know what ticks me off about you people? You are all criticizing the shoppers who do this, and yet not one of you lazy bums got your butts out of bed at 4:30 this morning to drive to the store to make sure somebody else gets a merry Christmas.

    If you don't get what you want for Christmas this year, who are you going to blame? Not your mom, I hope. Not the one who did the cooking and the cleaning and the decorating and the shopping and the wrapping so Christmas would be nice for YOU.

    Do you think I WANTED to get out of bed at 4:30 this morning after spending all day yesterday orchestrating Thanksgiving? How about a little less disrespect and an occasional "Thanks, mom, for doing that".


    Shirley you're Joshing?
  • Cytokine Storm: I was at Sears this morning. I waited in line in the electronics department to get a Wii-U for my daughter.

    You know what ticks me off about you people? You are all criticizing the shoppers who do this, and yet not one of you lazy bums got your butts out of bed at 4:30 this morning to drive to the store to make sure somebody else gets a merry Christmas.


    You want, a medal? Christmas is 31 days away. You chose to get up at 4:30 and deal with the mess. You could order one online, or go in a week or two.
  • cryinoutloud: buzzcut73: cryinoutloud: BeSerious: Embarrasing.
    The peasants are revolting.
    Sadly, no. They're fighting over who gets to put their mouth on Wall Streets crank first.

    You are aware of the double meaning of "revolting" right? I think it's an old joke from a Mel Brooks movie.

    Believe me, if I'm talking about consumerism, I mean the other meaning.


    MFAWG: buzzcut73: cryinoutloud: BeSerious: Embarrasing.

    The peasants are revolting.

    Sadly, no. They're fighting over who gets to put their mouth on Wall Streets crank first.

    No, dude. It's reference to a classic Wizard of Id.

    /Now, if you would be so kind as to remove yourself from the manicured grass area in front of my house.


    Damn, missed that double meaning. Need more coffee.
    I still stand by my statement about what's going on there.
  • xalres: The day after we give thanks for what we have, we trample our fellow humans in order to get more. Gotta love America.

    Cytokine Storm: I was at Sears this morning. I waited in line in the electronics department to get a Wii-U for my daughter.

    You know what ticks me off about you people? You are all criticizing the shoppers who do this, and yet not one of you lazy bums got your butts out of bed at 4:30 this morning to drive to the store to make sure somebody else gets a merry Christmas.

    If you don't get what you want for Christmas this year, who are you going to blame? Not your mom, I hope. Not the one who did the cooking and the cleaning and the decorating and the shopping and the wrapping so Christmas would be nice for YOU.

    Do you think I WANTED to get out of bed at 4:30 this morning after spending all day yesterday orchestrating Thanksgiving? How about a little less disrespect and an occasional "Thanks, mom, for doing that".

    You want a medal or something? Did you at any moment think about the people who didn't get to spend time with their families yesterday and today; all the people who had to prepare and staff the store you bought your gadget at? Do you think they WANTED to spend thanksgiving getting Sears ready to handle the throng of greedy, unruly shoppers or do you think they wanted to eat a nice dinner with their loved ones?

    No sympathy, stop being part of the problem.


    I gotta tell ya: My youngest sister waits for this day all year, and is still out shopping after starting last night.

    I just can't begrudge her something that makes her happy.
  • Barfmaker: Shirley you're Joshing?


    I'm telling myself that's just a pretty decent trolling attempt because the alternative can only lead to despair.
  • Ms YPAC works at one of the local warehouse clubs, and she said it was very, very quiet today. Even quieter than a normal Friday.

    I guess everyone is at WorstBuy/Target/Walmart/TRU.
  • MFAWG:


    I gotta tell ya: My youngest sister waits for this day all year, and is still out shopping after starting last night.

    I just can't begrudge her something that makes her happy.


    Maybe you should get her a vibrator. I bet shopping wouldn't be as important if she had one of those.
  • Cytokine Storm: I was at Sears this morning. I waited in line in the electronics department to get a Wii-U for my daughter.


    My wife just won one in the no purchase necessary bk contest, or gamestop.com still has the basic in stock and has had them for 2 days.
  • RevBigfoot: FARKING TOWELS! If someone gave me a towel for Christmas I'd use it to strangle them.


    ^THIS.
  • MFAWG: xalres: The day after we give thanks for what we have, we trample our fellow humans in order to get more. Gotta love America.

    Cytokine Storm: I was at Sears this morning. I waited in line in the electronics department to get a Wii-U for my daughter.

    You know what ticks me off about you people? You are all criticizing the shoppers who do this, and yet not one of you lazy bums got your butts out of bed at 4:30 this morning to drive to the store to make sure somebody else gets a merry Christmas.

    If you don't get what you want for Christmas this year, who are you going to blame? Not your mom, I hope. Not the one who did the cooking and the cleaning and the decorating and the shopping and the wrapping so Christmas would be nice for YOU.

    Do you think I WANTED to get out of bed at 4:30 this morning after spending all day yesterday orchestrating Thanksgiving? How about a little less disrespect and an occasional "Thanks, mom, for doing that".

    You want a medal or something? Did you at any moment think about the people who didn't get to spend time with their families yesterday and today; all the people who had to prepare and staff the store you bought your gadget at? Do you think they WANTED to spend thanksgiving getting Sears ready to handle the throng of greedy, unruly shoppers or do you think they wanted to eat a nice dinner with their loved ones?

    No sympathy, stop being part of the problem.

    I gotta tell ya: My youngest sister waits for this day all year, and is still out shopping after starting last night.

    I just can't begrudge her something that makes her happy.


    I hear ya....i know people that every year go out and buy whatever the cheap tv is from either Best Buy/Sears/Walmart. They did again this year. They now have 5 tvs over 40in in their home. This includes their 4yr old daughters room. Its like they are addicted to buying this crap.
  • Cytokine Storm: I was at Sears this morning. I waited in line in the electronics department to get a Wii-U for my daughter.

    You know what ticks me off about you people? You are all criticizing the shoppers who do this, and yet not one of you lazy bums got your butts out of bed at 4:30 this morning to drive to the store to make sure somebody else gets a merry Christmas.

    If you don't get what you want for Christmas this year, who are you going to blame? Not your mom, I hope. Not the one who did the cooking and the cleaning and the decorating and the shopping and the wrapping so Christmas would be nice for YOU.

    Do you think I WANTED to get out of bed at 4:30 this morning after spending all day yesterday orchestrating Thanksgiving? How about a little less disrespect and an occasional "Thanks, mom, for doing that".


    Or learn to say no to your children
  • YouPeopleAreCrazy: Ms YPAC works at one of the local warehouse clubs, and she said it was very, very quiet today. Even quieter than a normal Friday.

    I guess everyone is at WorstBuy/Target/Walmart/TRU.


    Hmmm, so maybe going to Costco today is a good idea? I was just gonna hit the grocery store, but if Costco isn't that bad...
  • MFAWG: I gotta tell ya: My youngest sister waits for this day all year, and is still out shopping after starting last night.

    I just can't begrudge her something that makes her happy.


    That's fine. Do it if you enjoy it. Personally it makes me stabby. Someones Christmas won't be any less merry if the gift is purchased before or after black friday. I think it more to make the giver feel better. "Look what I went through for you!".
  • Why there will never be world peace.
  • I seriously doubt anything that is bought today is going to be given as actual gifts. These people are buying crap for themselves.
  • Cytokine Storm: I was at Sears this morning. I waited in line in the electronics department to get a Wii-U for my daughter.

    You know what ticks me off about you people? You are all criticizing the shoppers who do this, and yet not one of you lazy bums got your butts out of bed at 4:30 this morning to drive to the store to make sure somebody else gets a merry Christmas.

    If you don't get what you want for Christmas this year, who are you going to blame? Not your mom, I hope. Not the one who did the cooking and the cleaning and the decorating and the shopping and the wrapping so Christmas would be nice for YOU.

    Do you think I WANTED to get out of bed at 4:30 this morning after spending all day yesterday orchestrating Thanksgiving? How about a little less disrespect and an occasional "Thanks, mom, for doing that".


    Yep, all us dumbasses who already finished our shopping are the morans. Right. Got it.

    7.5/10 (should have had more misspellings for a higher score in the derp category)
  • nursedude: RevBigfoot: FARKING TOWELS! If someone gave me a towel for Christmas I'd use it to strangle them.

    ^THIS.


    Yes, f*ck those people that give you free things that are not specifically the things you want. F*ck them right in their ears. In fact, express your displeasure fully by suggesting that you may actually attempt to murder them with their gift.

    Me, I was going to get you a TV but I'm not sure you'll like it so I suppose I'll just have to put on a chain and try to bludgeon you to death with it as if it were some kind of heavy metal-laden medieval weapon in a pre-emptive strike against your potential unhappiness with it.

    If it survives our battle you can keep it, I guess. Odds are in my favor though. I hear all you have is a towel.
  • Cytokine Storm: Do you think I WANTED to get out of bed at 4:30 this morning after spending all day yesterday orchestrating Thanksgiving? How about a little less disrespect and an occasional "Thanks, mom, for doing that".


    It's the holiday traditions that make the season. *high five*
  • I found that the Black Friday type deals really started at the beginning of November.

    I bought a new HDTV last week at BestBuy, and the salesman gave me the Monster HDMI cable for half price. $65 for 4 feet I think... Anyways, the picture quality over it from my BluRay player is amazing, and it's one of the top "levels" of their HDMI cables, so as the guy said it's optimized for 1080p and futureproof for 3D and 7.2 surround. With that in mind, seems like a bargain at that price, and I didn't have to battle the crowds of morans today!
  • Chevello: Cytokine Storm: I was at Sears this morning. I waited in line in the electronics department to get a Wii-U for my daughter.

    You know what ticks me off about you people? You are all criticizing the shoppers who do this, and yet not one of you lazy bums got your butts out of bed at 4:30 this morning to drive to the store to make sure somebody else gets a merry Christmas.

    If you don't get what you want for Christmas this year, who are you going to blame? Not your mom, I hope. Not the one who did the cooking and the cleaning and the decorating and the shopping and the wrapping so Christmas would be nice for YOU.

    Do you think I WANTED to get out of bed at 4:30 this morning after spending all day yesterday orchestrating Thanksgiving? How about a little less disrespect and an occasional "Thanks, mom, for doing that".

    Yep, all us dumbasses who already finished our shopping are the morans. Right. Got it.

    7.5/10 (should have had more misspellings for a higher score in the derp category)


    Recycled from last year too. Regifted, you might say . . .
  • Cytokine Storm: I was at Sears this morning. I waited in line in the electronics department to get a Wii-U for my daughter.

    You know what ticks me off about you people? You are all criticizing the shoppers who do this, and yet not one of you lazy bums got your butts out of bed at 4:30 this morning to drive to the store to make sure somebody else gets a merry Christmas.

    If you don't get what you want for Christmas this year, who are you going to blame? Not your mom, I hope. Not the one who did the cooking and the cleaning and the decorating and the shopping and the wrapping so Christmas would be nice for YOU.

    Do you think I WANTED to get out of bed at 4:30 this morning after spending all day yesterday orchestrating Thanksgiving? How about a little less disrespect and an occasional "Thanks, mom, for doing that".


    Congratulations. You're living the American Dream™. Thank you, Middle American Mom™, for fulfilling the vision that Oprah, Martha, the Kardashians, and credit card companies have laid out for you, the noble consumer. You are the materialistic glue that keeps the American Nuclear Family together, at least until bankruptcy. Your daughter will appreciate the values of greed, consumption, and entitlement that you have instilled in her for years to come as she maxes out her own credit cards vainly pursuing happiness by buying shiat.
  • And even if that was a troll, it succeeds because I have no doubts that it's the attitude driving a lot of the hordes. Pretty farking depressing.
  • animal900: I bought a new HDTV last week at BestBuy, and the salesman gave me the Monster HDMI cable for half price. $65 for 4 feet I think... Anyways, the picture quality over it from my BluRay player is amazing, and it's one of the top "levels" of their HDMI cables, so as the guy said it's optimized for 1080p and futureproof for 3D and 7.2 surround. With that in mind, seems like a bargain at that price, and I didn't have to battle the crowds of morans today!


    3/10...too obvious
  • ruta: Cytokine Storm: I was at Sears this morning. I waited in line in the electronics department to get a Wii-U for my daughter.

    You know what ticks me off about you people? You are all criticizing the shoppers who do this, and yet not one of you lazy bums got your butts out of bed at 4:30 this morning to drive to the store to make sure somebody else gets a merry Christmas.

    If you don't get what you want for Christmas this year, who are you going to blame? Not your mom, I hope. Not the one who did the cooking and the cleaning and the decorating and the shopping and the wrapping so Christmas would be nice for YOU.

    Do you think I WANTED to get out of bed at 4:30 this morning after spending all day yesterday orchestrating Thanksgiving? How about a little less disrespect and an occasional "Thanks, mom, for doing that".

    Congratulations. You're living the American Dream™. Thank you, Middle American Mom™, for fulfilling the vision that Oprah, Martha, the Kardashians, and credit card companies have laid out for you, the noble consumer. You are the materialistic glue that keeps the American Nuclear Family together, at least until bankruptcy. Your daughter will appreciate the values of greed, consumption, and entitlement that you have instilled in her for years to come as she maxes out her own credit cards vainly pursuing happiness by buying shiat.


    The economy isn't going to fix itself.
  • A Shambling Mound: nursedude: RevBigfoot: FARKING TOWELS! If someone gave me a towel for Christmas I'd use it to strangle them.

    ^THIS.

    Yes, f*ck those people that give you free things that are not specifically the things you want. F*ck them right in their ears. In fact, express your displeasure fully by suggesting that you may actually attempt to murder them with their gift.

    Me, I was going to get you a TV but I'm not sure you'll like it so I suppose I'll just have to put on a chain and try to bludgeon you to death with it as if it were some kind of heavy metal-laden medieval weapon in a pre-emptive strike against your potential unhappiness with it.

    If it survives our battle you can keep it, I guess. Odds are in my favor though. I hear all you have is a towel.


    bra-f*cking-vo sir.
  • Cytokine Storm: I was at Sears this morning. I waited in line in the electronics department to get a Wii-U for my daughter.

    You know what ticks me off about you people? You are all criticizing the shoppers who do this, and yet not one of you lazy bums got your butts out of bed at 4:30 this morning to drive to the store to make sure somebody else gets a merry Christmas.

    If you don't get what you want for Christmas this year, who are you going to blame? Not your mom, I hope. Not the one who did the cooking and the cleaning and the decorating and the shopping and the wrapping so Christmas would be nice for YOU.

    Do you think I WANTED to get out of bed at 4:30 this morning after spending all day yesterday orchestrating Thanksgiving? How about a little less disrespect and an occasional "Thanks, mom, for doing that".


    You do realize that in a couple of weeks the same item will be available at the same price, or cheaper, right?

    I'm beginning to think that folks falling for the "OMG its Black Friday must buy or the world will end and my family will hate me!" preaching are becoming more gullible than church goers.
  • BodaciousTease: Chevello: Cytokine Storm: I was at Sears this morning. I waited in line in the electronics department to get a Wii-U for my daughter.

    You know what ticks me off about you people? You are all criticizing the shoppers who do this, and yet not one of you lazy bums got your butts out of bed at 4:30 this morning to drive to the store to make sure somebody else gets a merry Christmas.

    If you don't get what you want for Christmas this year, who are you going to blame? Not your mom, I hope. Not the one who did the cooking and the cleaning and the decorating and the shopping and the wrapping so Christmas would be nice for YOU.

    Do you think I WANTED to get out of bed at 4:30 this morning after spending all day yesterday orchestrating Thanksgiving? How about a little less disrespect and an occasional "Thanks, mom, for doing that".

    Yep, all us dumbasses who already finished our shopping are the morans. Right. Got it.

    7.5/10 (should have had more misspellings for a higher score in the derp category)

    Recycled from last year too. Regifted, you might say . . .


    I thought it sounded awfully familiar. Regifted trolling is lazy trolling!
  • My kids and grand kids have what they need and can get what they want without my help, so I send my Christmas present money to the local food bank. They need it more. Take care of your family all year long and you don't have to get stupid or go nuts at Christmas.

    No stress here.
  • Psycoholic_Slag: queezyweezel: And you think the preppers are crazy? These assholes are your neighbors, and they'd act the same way if the supermarket went under, and they found out you had food at your house.

    Except Psycoholic_Slag would be all 7.62x39 on their asses.


    And 7.62x51 and 5.56x45 and 5.45x39

    Those videos reminded of pigs at a trough.
  • Wow, consumers. Way to be dicks. Look, if you MUST buy more and more 'stuff' and 'things', buy local. In north Alabama I recommend the Lowe Mill and the Switch House. In Tacoma Washington, go to Pip and Lolas.

    /no, they do NOT have the DVD player for the kids bathroom.
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