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kendelrio: Hey ass-mitter!It's called "Possum Holler Road"![www.robbspewak.com image 250x377]/hot
Snarfangel: I was a couple of blocks away from a Possum Trot when I lived in Austin, Texas./I lived on the more boring "Enfield Road."
kid_icarus: Snarfangel: I was a couple of blocks away from a Possum Trot when I lived in Austin, Texas./I lived on the more boring "Enfield Road."We have a Possum Valley Rd 'round these parts (not a spelling mistake, the 'O' is Omitted).
FirstNationalBastard: Maybe it's just because I'm from redneckland, but who the fark puts an "O" on the front of possum?That makes as much sense to me as the British spelling of aluminum.
WhippingBoy: Vulgar Tongue Gestures. Have you heard their new album?
Day_Old_Dutchie: Investigating officer Sgt. Christopher Bowers said the incident occurred Nov. 11, when Williams allegedly confronted Lillian Kneece and made the vulgar gestures and made comments in a low tone.Se must have said "Hey, good lookin'! Whatcha got cookin'? How 'bout cookin' sumpin; up fer with me?"
FrancoFile: FirstNationalBastard: Maybe it's just because I'm from redneckland, but who the fark puts an "O" on the front of possum?That makes as much sense to me as the British spelling of aluminum.Because that's their actual name?From Wikipedia:Opossums (colloquially possums) (Didelphimorphia, /daɪˌdɛlfɨˈmɔrfiə/) make up the largest order of marsupials in the Western Hemisphere, including 103 or more species in 19 genera. They are also commonly called possums, though that term technically refers to Australian fauna of the suborder Phalangeriformes. The Virginia opossum was the first animal to be named an opossum; usage of the name was published in 1610. The word opossum was borrowed from the Virginia Algonquian (Powhattan) language in the form aposoum and ultimately derives from the Proto-Algonquian word *wap- aʔθemw, meaning "white dog" or "white beast/animal". Opossums probably diverged from the basic South American marsupials in the late Cretaceous or early Paleocene.
wellreadneck: He even followed them from the store and no violent confrontation? Something tells me Mr. Kneece isn't from eastern TN.