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Zarquon's Flat Tire: Like you're supposed to keep your own wood chipper in a 6th floor walk-up? Public equipment, let the public use it.
"Days later, the man was identified as Shawn Rucker, 32, of Baltimore. Detectives called his relatives on Tuesday, ending three frantic weeks for them."
zarberg: I think this is called "Divorce, Connecticut Style"