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redundantman: Being highly-trained in the comedic arts I sense a double-entendre in this headline.
JustGetItRight: Problem solved[static.tastykitchen.com image 600x415]
neongoats: JustGetItRight: Problem solved[static.tastykitchen.com image 600x415]They did mention in tfa that the less squeamish just eat them.
Nick Nostril: The market is already ahead of the law, as evidenced by the growing cottage industry of backyard chicken Web sites, magazines and accouterments.Accouterments?! What is that shiat ?!
BarkingUnicorn: ...a wood chipper.
tillerman35: As God is my witness, i thought chickens could fly./they can, actually. Not very well though.