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RedPhoenix122: Can we stop using confetti now? I don't know about anyone else, but it doesn't do anything for me.
Chunky Pumpkinhead: shredded Koran makes the best confetti
IlGreven: Chunky Pumpkinhead: shredded Koran makes the best confettiI prefer shredded Bible, sprinkled with diced eucharist.
some_beer_drinker: gently used toilet paper?