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Ima4nic8or: Farked page.Thats Ok. The mention of fire made me mad and now I need to vent. Last night on my local news they ran a story about the local air pollution control district nazis planning to increase the number of no-burn days from the current 18 to 47. So basically all winter would be no burn days. WTF is this world coming to when a person cant even have a fire in a FIREPLACE in their own damn home? What the heck do these morons think a fireplace is for? A fireplace is a place to have a farking fire!!!!! There should not be even 1 "no burn" day, much less 47 of them. I suppose I should not get so worked up since it really doesnt mean a damn thing. Since they only enforce these sorts of things if someone complains and since none of my neighbors are pussy, whiner nazis I will go right on having fires whenever I feel like it. That said, it is utterly insane how invasive and socialist our government is becoming.
Beemer: "I worship that flag," Bailey said at that original hearing. "I put my life on it.And that is the difference between loving your country the way a three-year-old loves his mommy, and loving your country like an adult that acknowledges flaws and works to form a more perfect union.
wildcardjack: You should have heard the furor when I burnt a flag that was wrapped around a fascist holding a bible.