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Seventy-two-year-old man dumps 69-year-old wife for smoking hot 27-year-old tennis coach (w/pics)

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Arthur Jumbles

2012-11-25 11:28:34 PM

That's a hard 27..... downgrade.

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doglover

2012-11-25 11:31:32 PM

50 year age gap? Nasty.

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Ambivalence

2012-11-25 11:33:54 PM

Similarities in their facial structure would lead me to think that she's his secret daughter or granddaughter.

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SilentStrider

2012-11-25 11:43:50 PM

I'll grant that its an upgrade but... Woof.

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BarkingUnicorn

2012-11-25 11:44:04 PM

Well, how bad can a 27 year-old tennis coach be?

Clicks.

Yikes! DOUBLE FAULT!

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borg

2012-11-25 11:53:11 PM

They say love is blind and apparently so is Arthur

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Colostomy

2012-11-25 11:56:13 PM

That is not 27.
More like 37.

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KarmicDisaster

2012-11-25 11:59:34 PM

27... Earth years?

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Lionel Mandrake

2012-11-26 12:07:15 AM

Can you imagine how smoking hot she would be if she didn't get regular exercise?

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quatchi

2012-11-26 12:11:30 AM

Smoking hot you say, Subby?

*arches eyebrow*

Well Fark has steered me wrong before with those words many times before but my faith in humanities essential goodness will not be denied.

*click*

Fark you Subby.

Fark you sooooo hard.

Now the mental image of those two farking will leave a stain on the inside of my skull that will never come out without copious quantities of mindbleach and alcohol.

/Begins to realize just why Charlie Brown let Lucy trick him with that football so many times.

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make me some tea

2012-11-26 12:12:34 AM

She looks like his granddaughter.

I'd hit it.

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SilentStrider

2012-11-26 12:13:15 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Can you imagine how smoking hot she would be if she didn't get regular exercise?

Thread over man. Thread over!

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GAT_00

2012-11-26 12:24:29 AM

I know plenty of people in their mid to late 20s. Kind of comes with being a grad student. She looks at least 10 years older than them. Hell, I know a woman in her mid-30s who looks younger than her.

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PreMortem

2012-11-26 12:36:45 AM

"Smoking Hot" on Fark, when will I learn...

NEVAA!

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propasaurus

2012-11-26 12:37:11 AM

make me some tea: She looks like his ~~granddaughter~~ grandson in drag.

I'd hit it.

[i.imgur.com image 571x640]

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smells_like_meat

2012-11-26 12:40:32 AM

Ridden hard and put away wet. My wife is 60 and looks younger.

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make me some tea

2012-11-26 12:41:10 AM

GAT_00: I know plenty of people in their mid to late 20s. Kind of comes with being a grad student. She looks at least 10 years older than them. Hell, I know a woman in her mid-30s who looks younger than her.

I know women in their mid 40s who look younger than her.

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Makh

2012-11-26 12:58:32 AM

Wow, they do look related.

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The Southern Dandy

2012-11-26 02:35:41 AM

That's a man baby!

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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom

2012-11-26 02:35:56 AM

Honestly, she looks like an old woman with a bad dye job.

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RamboFrog

2012-11-26 02:37:49 AM

I'm not a feminist but I have a hard time using the word 'hero' to describe a man who leaves his wife, especially if they'd been married for that long.

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Ceiling Moran

2012-11-26 02:38:48 AM

Y'know what? He looks my age (56) and she looks twice her age, which would make her 54.

So, not so gross, eh?

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Hyppy

2012-11-26 02:39:47 AM

British hot.

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Fluorescent Testicle

2012-11-26 02:40:15 AM

Makh: Wow, they do look related.

Related? They look like they're the same Goddamn person. What the fark?

I only know of two other couples that look so freakishly similar; one pair are full siblings and the other is Todd Akin and his wife.

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othmar

2012-11-26 02:40:35 AM

i will just say how about no and move along now.

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