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JackieRabbit: See, because they are so unpopular, this never happens to Blackberry users. The best they can hope for is a kick in the nuts.
RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: He's better off.
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BronyMedic: itsfullofstars: [images.sodahead.com image 350x257]No no no. Either cut in the groove behind the thumb down, or go deeper on the pinkie side and cut. Thumb you get the radial artery, and pinkie you get the ulnar artery. For extra bloody mess, use straight-edged knife.
mod3072: My wife just about cut the guy in the Verizon store over an iPhone yesterday. She went in to get us new phones, because ours suck. After about half an hour of looking at different phones, she found one she liked. The guy then tells her they are running a special and she get us iPhones for free (with a contract, of course). He spends another half an hour talking her into it. Finally she agrees and says she will take 2 iPhones. His response: "Oh, sorry, we don't have any in stock right now". Now she's mad, so she says "Fine, then get me 2 of those other ones that I liked". "Oh, we don't have any of those in stock, either." I thought she was going to burn the place down./CSB
itsfullofstars: While you are technically correct