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Cymbal: Let the word go forth: all attractive women should be required to wear thongs or no panties at all.End transmission.
Butthurted: "Lingerie refers to a variety of women's undergarments, including, but not limited to, brassieres, teddies, babydolls, bustiers, panties, garters, stockings and camisoles. Often viewed favorably by men, lingerie in many cases is designed to be enticing or erotic."At least the writer realized it was a Florida newspaper and explained things for better comprehension by the target audience.
digitalrain: That is the most awkwardly written article I've ever farking read.