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jake_lex: Isn't that the case with all of those secession petitions on the White House website? They're all signed by people from out of state, for teh lulz?
The Southern Logic Company: Don Forward, who helped organize the Titusville Patriots, a tea party group, believes the system is "corrupt.""But seceding? What does that gain you? I don't know if it accomplishes anything," he said, noting that the state, by itself, would have trouble sustaining its current standard of living.Wow, what a reasonable and derp-free argument from a Tea Party personForward said he's telling fellow tea party members not to sign because he thinks those who do will end up on an enemies list."All that's doing is just giving the White House an opportunity to gather information on us," he said. "I really think that's what they'll do is use it against us. They'll say, 'Hey, you people tried to overthrow the government and we're going to get you.' "Nevermind.
PsyLord: It's F-tards like them that got Rick Scott elected. Thanks a lot, @sses.
pkellmey: To be honest, who wouldn't sign that petition for Florida?
thespindrifter: "Most of them are from out of state" ...well, so are most "Floridians", so there's that.
a61sun: PsyLord: It's F-tards like them that got Rick Scott elected. Thanks a lot, @sses.If, as the title suggests, they are mostly from out of state, how exactly did they get Scott elected?...just wondering
Valiente: I recently concluded that if Florida is indeed America's Wang, then the Keys are America's Foreskin./that is all.
tekmo: There's nothing "wrong" with outsiders warning Florida they're about to be put into time-out.They relied on George "Rentboy" Rekers - the farking FOUNDER of the antigay hate group The Family Research Council - as Florida's expert witness on gays, and then elected, as GOVERNOR, the founder of the execrable HCA for-profit hospitals who presided over a MASSIVE Medicare billing fraud.It's not funny anymore, Florida. Knock it off.
DubyaHater: Let me just get my parents out of Florida (who are dying to leave anyway), and I'll sign that farker. There's nothing great about Florida that can't be found in the Outer Banks. Disney World is way past its prime. There's no reason to pay $90 to enter one of those parks./It's just flat and hot, the schools suck, and there's too much meth.
WhoopAssWayne: No surprise whatsoever - liberal activists have been behind this succession bullsh*t since day one. They won the election, yet they are so insecure with themselves and their "me first, f*ck everyone else" freeloader ideology, they still resort to these kind of dumbass tactics. Typical liberal scumbags.
TheGogmagog: I'd sign a petition to have Florida secede .