Real News. Real Funny.
adeist69: And service
heavymetal: Reminds me of a local story where an old acquaintance and her boyfriend discovered how Onstar worked when they stole a work truck full of tools and tried to hide it at their house.
Mob-Doc: Nova Scotia, you say?
megarian: Mob-Doc: Nova Scotia, you say?How did you get my ex's together for a picture :( ?????
cakeman: friends of mine had a ATM stolen from their store they followed the wheel tracks in the snow 2 blocks away. It had snowed a half inch
Whistler36: Satellites, how do they work?To orbit
AverageAmericanGuy: So 2 cases of '82 Lafite Rothschild?
Mr. Eugenides: AverageAmericanGuy: So 2 cases of '82 Lafite Rothschild?I'd rather the 89 Petrus.
skinink: Conky manically laughs at your Nova Scotia shenanigans./"Ohhhhh, myyyyy Julian....my handsome Julian Patrick Swayze, you were so farkin' sexy in 'Road House'...and farkin' 'Dirty Dancing'...."To die by smoking