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  • YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE ANOTHER MEDICAL DEVICE!
  • Arica Broadus? Is it Snoop Dog's daughter?
  • How does a guy cheat with a catheter in his peener?

    I"m trying to figure out the logistics of that...
  • *please don't be harrisburg please don't be harrisburg please don't be harrisburg*

    [reads article]

    motherf*cker.
  • Ambivalence: How does a guy cheat with a catheter in his peener?

    I"m trying to figure out the logistics of that...


    Apparently it was in his chest, so he probably has a vagina there and was doing sit-ups with a boner.
  • Ambivalence: How does a guy cheat with a catheter in his peener?

    I"m trying to figure out the logistics of that...


    I haven't had a lot of medical procedures in my life, but one that will always stick with me is the removal of a catheter from my junk. It is quite possibly the worst thing you could experience, although I've heard kidney stones are even worse.
  • For the dong-focused.
     
    I don't think he had a chest penis, but now I desperately want one.  Hugging would be glorious.
  • Lsherm: I haven't had a lot of medical procedures in my life, but one that will always stick with me is the removal of a catheter from my junk. It is quite possibly the worst thing you could experience, although I've heard kidney stones are even worse.


    was it painful or just REALLY uncomfortable and/or weird feeling?
  • Ambivalence: Lsherm: I haven't had a lot of medical procedures in my life, but one that will always stick with me is the removal of a catheter from my junk. It is quite possibly the worst thing you could experience, although I've heard kidney stones are even worse.

    was it painful or just REALLY uncomfortable and/or weird feeling?


    It started uncomfortable, but when the nurse told me "we can keep doing this slow or try the band-aid approach" - THEN it was wildly painful for a good 20 minutes, and I was sore for days. And the soreness is doubly irritating because it's not just your dick, it's inside, too. Like I got vagina punched with brass knuckles, except I don't have a vagina. Or brass knuckles.

    Granted, them putting the damn thing in wasn't a bed of roses, either, but it was nothing compared to it coming out.
  • Lsherm: Ambivalence: Lsherm: I haven't had a lot of medical procedures in my life, but one that will always stick with me is the removal of a catheter from my junk. It is quite possibly the worst thing you could experience, although I've heard kidney stones are even worse.

    was it painful or just REALLY uncomfortable and/or weird feeling?

    It started uncomfortable, but when the nurse told me "we can keep doing this slow or try the band-aid approach" - THEN it was wildly painful for a good 20 minutes, and I was sore for days. And the soreness is doubly irritating because it's not just your dick, it's inside, too. Like I got vagina punched with brass knuckles, except I don't have a vagina. Or brass knuckles.

    Granted, them putting the damn thing in wasn't a bed of roses, either, but it was nothing compared to it coming out.


    It hurts like a biatch, and for me I had to watch because I was unconscious when it went in, so I wanted to know just what the hell was up in my pee hole. And as he was pulling out this bloody tubing it felt like a weed eater was being dragged through my dick.
  • violentsalvation: Lsherm: Ambivalence: Lsherm: I haven't had a lot of medical procedures in my life, but one that will always stick with me is the removal of a catheter from my junk. It is quite possibly the worst thing you could experience, although I've heard kidney stones are even worse.

    was it painful or just REALLY uncomfortable and/or weird feeling?

    It started uncomfortable, but when the nurse told me "we can keep doing this slow or try the band-aid approach" - THEN it was wildly painful for a good 20 minutes, and I was sore for days. And the soreness is doubly irritating because it's not just your dick, it's inside, too. Like I got vagina punched with brass knuckles, except I don't have a vagina. Or brass knuckles.

    Granted, them putting the damn thing in wasn't a bed of roses, either, but it was nothing compared to it coming out.

    It hurts like a biatch, and for me I had to watch because I was unconscious when it went in, so I wanted to know just what the hell was up in my pee hole. And as he was pulling out this bloody tubing it felt like a weed eater was being dragged through my dick.


    Next time, ask them to clamp it for half an hour before they take it out. Then deflate the balloon and pull it out yourself while peeing. It makes it a lot less painful, and you don't have to clean that bathroom anyway. The catheters also come in different gauges, but they seem to think everyone is an XXL.
  • CreamFilling: Next time, ask them to clamp it for half an hour before they take it out.


    AHHAHAHAHHA! Like I wouldn't kill myself before "next time!"

    /apropos handle for the advice
  • CreamFilling: violentsalvation: Lsherm: Ambivalence: Lsherm: I haven't had a lot of medical procedures in my life, but one that will always stick with me is the removal of a catheter from my junk. It is quite possibly the worst thing you could experience, although I've heard kidney stones are even worse.

    was it painful or just REALLY uncomfortable and/or weird feeling?

    It started uncomfortable, but when the nurse told me "we can keep doing this slow or try the band-aid approach" - THEN it was wildly painful for a good 20 minutes, and I was sore for days. And the soreness is doubly irritating because it's not just your dick, it's inside, too. Like I got vagina punched with brass knuckles, except I don't have a vagina. Or brass knuckles.

    Granted, them putting the damn thing in wasn't a bed of roses, either, but it was nothing compared to it coming out.

    It hurts like a biatch, and for me I had to watch because I was unconscious when it went in, so I wanted to know just what the hell was up in my pee hole. And as he was pulling out this bloody tubing it felt like a weed eater was being dragged through my dick.

    Next time, ask them to clamp it for half an hour before they take it out. Then deflate the balloon and pull it out yourself while peeing. It makes it a lot less painful, and you don't have to clean that bathroom anyway. The catheters also come in different gauges, but they seem to think everyone is an XXL.


    Got it, so all future conversations on this topic with medical staff should go:
    "You need a catheter."
    "Nope."
    "You'll die. Painfully."
    "Worth it."
  • Weaver95: *please don't be harrisburg please don't be harrisburg please don't be harrisburg*

    [reads article]

    motherf*cker.


    And the dude lives in Allison Hill, no less..
  • brap: For the dong-focused.
     
    I don't think he had a chest penis, but now I desperately want one.  Hugging would be glorious.


    Sure. Pretend you're not thinking about the auto-fellatio. Uh-huh... hugging.
  • ...a catheter that had been placed in her boyfriend's chest for medical reasons...

    An article that had been published on a news site for journalistic reasons.

    I think.
  • Did his chute open after she did this?
  • Did they tell her urine trouble?
  • Police said they charged Arica Broadus of the 100 block of Evergreen Street with attempted homicide, aggravated assault, recklessly endangering another person and making terroristic threats.

    SCARY, SCARY, TERRIST!!! OMG, PLEASE SAVE ME, MR GOVERNMENT PERSON!! HERE, TAKE MY FREEDOM!!!!
  • brap: For the dong-focused.
     
    I don't think he had a chest penis, but now I desperately want one.  Hugging would be glorious.


    Cleaning up after a hug might be embarrassing. Still, we'll put this on the Wish List right under "flying car". 

    //chest-bumping your male friends could get complicated...
  • You gotta admit, with the new, empowered type modern girl who was raised on "entitled, vindictive b*tch", relationships may be ugly, useless and important to avoid, but they're a lot more exciting.
  • dickfreckle: Arica Broadus? Is it Snoop Dog's daughter?


    Better ask Maury Povich
  • for those of you who cant comprehend what its like, imagine pissing out a marble...

    it hurts. alot...

    and it bleeds, even more...


    /bad times man...
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