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BarkingUnicorn: Milking maids get only minimum wage?
AverageAmericanGuy: They're paying way too much for some of those things. I'm not paying 100 bucks for a french hen.
maddermaxx: I do not believe they're factoring in the cost of getting real lords-a-leaping, and using faux leaping lords ruins the entire effect. Of course, inflationary pressures have kept lords-a-leaping out of the comfortable price range of ordinary folk, but you shouldn't shirk on quality when it comes to these things I say./I blame Obama for not developing lords-a-leaping supplies over here.
thisiszombocom: Fiiiiiiiiiiive golden riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings
AverageAmericanGuy: thisiszombocom: Fiiiiiiiiiiive golden riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingsFive gold rings, actually.
Teknowaffle: fark that, how much does the crap that gold-digger asks for in "Santa Baby" cost?
HotWingAgenda: AverageAmericanGuy: They're paying way too much for some of those things. I'm not paying 100 bucks for a french hen.True dat. And pigeons are free. You can pick up a canary for $30, so four calling birds is only $120.
Mock26: ''Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,One for the Dark Lord on his dark throneIn the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind themIn the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie."There are no "five golden rings." Song is a lie.