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  • 100 other men drank enough alcohol to kill an ox, and when asked to turn off the car, vomited at the officer and soiled themselves while trying to kick the cop standing 4' away.
  • Can pot really mess up a driver this bad? Or was this driver drunk? Or senile? Two of my four siblings use pot to control chronic stomach pain and neither of them has ever mentioned any debilitation like the article describes, but then maybe they wouldn't tell me if they thought I would worry.
  • See? Ya got these guys getting all potted up on weed and then getting behind the wheel! This will be the end of us!
  • Old and busted: Running down to Mexico/Caribean for Cuban cigars
    New Hotness: Running off to California to smoke pot.
  • Ooops...i meant Colorado.
  • I can't stop my car here, this is buttons don't work country
  • Lunaville: Can pot really mess up a driver this bad? Or was this driver drunk? Or senile? Two of my four siblings use pot to control chronic stomach pain and neither of them has ever mentioned any debilitation like the article describes, but then maybe they wouldn't tell me if they thought I would worry.


    Eating pot is an entirely different thing than smoking it. Whenever you see a real freak out in an Amsterdam coffee house it's always a tourist that overdid the space cake.
  • maybe it was the oxygen that also affected Obama's performance supposedly at the first debate.
  • Lunaville: Can pot really mess up a driver this bad? Or was this driver drunk? Or senile? Two of my four siblings use pot to control chronic stomach pain and neither of them has ever mentioned any debilitation like the article describes, but then maybe they wouldn't tell me if they thought I would worry.


    It's because he ate it. Edibles tend to zonk you worse. I can toke and drive fine, but if i eat brownies, i'm on the couch all day...
  • I remember eating a pile of cookies back in school, the night before a busy Friday. I spent the entire day shuffling from seminar to lecture to colloquium retardedly high. It's one thing to get high for an hour after work when you want to, and it's another thing to have to function when you're high as fark. Some people get used to it, and I wasn't used to it. I suspect the driver in this article wasn't either.
  • well i'm jealous, because that's just snack cake deluxe right there. bring it on, with a tasty hot cuppa cuppa coffee, i'm a happy guy. -- some late 50s early 60s cars had push button dash boards (transmission). grampy musta been higher than a kite.

    /wonder if mile high comics is still in business.
  • T.M.S.: Lunaville: Can pot really mess up a driver this bad? Or was this driver drunk? Or senile? Two of my four siblings use pot to control chronic stomach pain and neither of them has ever mentioned any debilitation like the article describes, but then maybe they wouldn't tell me if they thought I would worry.

    Eating pot is an entirely different thing than smoking it. Whenever you see a real freak out in an Amsterdam coffee house it's always a tourist that overdid the space cake.


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  • T.M.S.: Lunaville: Can pot really mess up a driver this bad? Or was this driver drunk? Or senile? Two of my four siblings use pot to control chronic stomach pain and neither of them has ever mentioned any debilitation like the article describes, but then maybe they wouldn't tell me if they thought I would worry.

    Eating pot is an entirely different thing than smoking it. Whenever you see a real freak out in an Amsterdam coffee house it's always a tourist that overdid the space cake.


    I have never seen a freak out in an Amsterdam coffee house, but it sounds entertaining as hell. Got any video? LOL.
  • This is what happens when you let Floridians into your state.
  • dopekitty74: Lunaville: Can pot really mess up a driver this bad? Or was this driver drunk? Or senile? Two of my four siblings use pot to control chronic stomach pain and neither of them has ever mentioned any debilitation like the article describes, but then maybe they wouldn't tell me if they thought I would worry.

    It's because he ate it. Edibles tend to zonk you worse. I can toke and drive fine, but if i eat brownies, i'm on the couch all day...


    So, if my sisters wanted to lower their risk of emphysema, they would increase their risk of inebriation. I have, in the past,urged them to make brownies or something because of the emphysema risk. They have been polite with no eye rolling or other rude behavior. I would maybe worry less if we didn't have a family history that seems to indicate that we are prone to develop emphysema faster and easier than people from other families.
    I wish they could buy the substance/s derived from pot that they need in a pill form. Not that I don't manage to worry about that possibility as well. I worry that pharmaceutical companies won't be content unless they manage to derive some drug from marijuana that is truly addictive. Sometimes I suspect that's why marijuana has not yet been legalized: not enough potential for customers who can't turn away to suit the corporate world. I'm probably just being a goofball on that count though.
  • Yes, eating cannabis food-products can be considerably more potent than other intake methods. The reason is is because it's harder to control your dose (due to the delay in onset) and eating certain other foods can help or hinder the uptake of the material. It also lasts longer. I can smoke/vape all day long and never really get above an [8], but give me a couple well made brownies and I'm down for the count.
  • Lunaville: I wish they could buy the substance/s derived from pot that they need in a pill form.



    Extract the cannabis into a coconut oil, just like you're cooking, then put the oil into gelcaps with a pill-assembling device. All of this (except the cannabis) can be found on amazon.
  • dopekitty74: Lunaville: Can pot really mess up a driver this bad? Or was this driver drunk? Or senile? Two of my four siblings use pot to control chronic stomach pain and neither of them has ever mentioned any debilitation like the article describes, but then maybe they wouldn't tell me if they thought I would worry.

    It's because he ate it. Edibles tend to zonk you worse. I can toke and drive fine, but if i eat brownies, i'm on the couch all day...


    So you can toke and drive fine? Make sure to explain that to the judge. I'd hate for him to mistake you as someone who was impaired.
    Moron.
  • Lunaville: So, if my sisters wanted to lower their risk of emphysema, they would increase their risk of inebriation.


    Well ideally they would be prepared for the increased effect and would then consume a smaller amount. It sounds like the jackass in the article ate way too much of some medical grade stuff and got knocked on his ass.

    They could also try using a vaporizer. If used properly there is no smoke, and I can say from personal experience it is MUCH easier on the lungs.
  • Embden.Meyerhof: Lunaville: I wish they could buy the substance/s derived from pot that they need in a pill form.


    Extract the cannabis into a coconut oil, just like you're cooking, then put the oil into gelcaps with a pill-assembling device. All of this (except the cannabis) can be found on amazon.


    Also, I believe most medical dispensaries sell it in both pill and oil forms. But of course that only helps if you live in a state that allows it.
  • SDRR: T.M.S.: Lunaville: Can pot really mess up a driver this bad? Or was this driver drunk? Or senile? Two of my four siblings use pot to control chronic stomach pain and neither of them has ever mentioned any debilitation like the article describes, but then maybe they wouldn't tell me if they thought I would worry.

    Eating pot is an entirely different thing than smoking it. Whenever you see a real freak out in an Amsterdam coffee house it's always a tourist that overdid the space cake.

    I have never seen a freak out in an Amsterdam coffee house, but it sounds entertaining as hell. Got any video? LOL.


    Having lived in Amsterdam four months, I can tell you TMS doesn't know what he's talking about.
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  • Neondistraction: Embden.Meyerhof: Lunaville: I wish they could buy the substance/s derived from pot that they need in a pill form.


    Extract the cannabis into a coconut oil, just like you're cooking, then put the oil into gelcaps with a pill-assembling device. All of this (except the cannabis) can be found on amazon.

    Also, I believe most medical dispensaries sell it in both pill and oil forms. But of course that only helps if you live in a state that allows it.


    No, we don't. Prison is another thing I worry about quite a bit. That and what the effect on nieces/nephews might be if there is an encounter with law enforcement. I don't think they'd use a vaporizer because each of these siblings has a young child, but I suppose if the child is at school it might work. And the suggestion above to make pills with coconut oil seems reasonable. I'll pass these on.
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