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Englebert Slaptyback: Bonus: Author's name is DongWhat happened to my au-to-mo-beeeeeeeelll?
abhorrent1: Amazon reviews went full retard long ago with everyone trying (most failing) to be witty and funny.
eltejon: abhorrent1: Amazon reviews went full retard long ago with everyone trying (most failing) to be witty and funny.I find this Fark comment to be certainly true. My daughter, she is well versed in the common vernacular of the youth on the street, even uttered with no promoting on my part that it is "full of win!" In these tough economic times, it is wonderful to find that there are still valuable comments such as this one to lift our spirits dater than two shakes of a squirrel's nuts.I would have given this comment five stars, but found the color to be slightly too mauve.
king_nacho: Just because the name is Dong doesn't mean it is fake. I work with a guy who's name is Dong.
WindBreaker: I don't know; I kind of enjoy abusing the authors of particularly stupid reviews, which are distributed throughout, but seem to be much more highly concentrated at the low end. Yesterday, someone rated a product one star because the post office "lost" it