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Mad Scientist: Who are the Britons?
j0e_average: People of Britain, you need to eat more vegetables. Peas alone are not sufficient.
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The Slush: Mad Scientist: Who are the Britons?
macadamnut: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x556]I'd vomit all over her.
gmoney101: j0e_average: People of Britain, you need to eat more vegetables. Peas alone are not sufficient.Where did this come from?
Toddicusrex: Ironic that the first hottie I've seen in a Daily Mail article isn't labeled as a hottie..
ChaoticLimbs: A primer on English cooking:1. Cooking is the process for driving flavor and green color from vegetables, moisture from meat, and exists purely to merge your foods together into a greyish brown mass.2. Carrots are the primary ingredient.3. Meat should be used, but should be boiled, then braised, then slow-cooked until it is brown on the outside and a deep rich grey color on the inside.4. Wherever possible, try to put offal into your dish.5. If meat is of low quality or you aren't sure what kind of animal it might be from, grind it, add some fennel, and make sausages.
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