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  • Secretly, I hope for it to be a zombie apocalypse.

    /racks my mossberg....
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    The worst thing about the coming apocalypse is that all my HIGH-LAR-IOUS Mayan apocalypse paintshoops have an expiration date.
  • I'm going to be pissed if spent all this money on Christmas instead of hookers and blow.
  • basemetal: Secretly, I hope for it to be a zombie apocalypse.

    /racks my mossberg....


    You know, if the end of the world comes, I'm going to be happy that there aren't any zombies so I can make fun of all the people with their endless zombie fascination that got them nowhere.

    So f*cking sick of zombies. Zombies, vampires and Jebus everywhere. Quit with the fascination with the undead.
  • GAT_00: basemetal: Secretly, I hope for it to be a zombie apocalypse.

    /racks my mossberg....

    You know, if the end of the world comes, I'm going to be happy that there aren't any zombies so I can make fun of all the people with their endless zombie fascination that got them nowhere.

    So f*cking sick of zombies. Zombies, vampires and Jebus everywhere. Quit with the fascination with the undead.



    Oh, look who bet on a giant asteroid and Aerosmith's daughter!!!   Everybody point and laugh as he gasps his last breath from the mutated avian turkey flu!!!!
  • I_C_Weener: GAT_00: basemetal: Secretly, I hope for it to be a zombie apocalypse.

    /racks my mossberg....

    You know, if the end of the world comes, I'm going to be happy that there aren't any zombies so I can make fun of all the people with their endless zombie fascination that got them nowhere.

    So f*cking sick of zombies. Zombies, vampires and Jebus everywhere. Quit with the fascination with the undead.


    Oh, look who bet on a giant asteroid and Aerosmith's daughter!!!   Everybody point and laugh as he gasps his last breath from the mutated avian turkey flu!!!!


    I have to agree with him. I was kind of hoping for something along the lines of "science run amok." Granted, sometimes that does result in zombies. But sometimes you get The Stand which would be kind of cool.
  • GAT_00 will get bitten and I will not put him out of his misery, he will be destined to roam the world as a biter, feeding on vermin, insects and the occasional human.
  • I'm going to try to not act so happy when it happens.

    I really not worried about anyone seeing me, 'cause I'll be in my bunker.
  • If its zombies, I'll probably end up just like that guy from the cabin in the last The Walking Dead.  I mean, he was just minding his own business.  With a dead dog.
  • Diogenes: I_C_Weener: GAT_00: basemetal: Secretly, I hope for it to be a zombie apocalypse.

    /racks my mossberg....

    You know, if the end of the world comes, I'm going to be happy that there aren't any zombies so I can make fun of all the people with their endless zombie fascination that got them nowhere.

    So f*cking sick of zombies. Zombies, vampires and Jebus everywhere. Quit with the fascination with the undead.


    Oh, look who bet on a giant asteroid and Aerosmith's daughter!!!   Everybody point and laugh as he gasps his last breath from the mutated avian turkey flu!!!!

    I have to agree with him. I was kind of hoping for something along the lines of "science run amok." Granted, sometimes that does result in zombies. But sometimes you get The Stand which would be kind of cool.


    It will be. Either nanobots will get loose or the AI we finally create will realize it is superior and we have enslaved it and will kill everyone. I'd also believe the Eugenics Wars finally happen.
  • What type of blood? Because if it's O-negative, I think the Red Cross should pump it into huge container ships, sail down to Antarctica, and freeze it for future use during the zombie apocalypse.
  • I_C_Weener: If its zombies, I'll probably end up just like that guy from the cabin in the last The Walking Dead.  I mean, he was just minding his own business.  With a dead dog.


    He didn't seem that sharp for someone who had apparently survived alone in a heavily infested area for a better part of a year.
  • Oh, man. I'm going to Vienna soon - guess that trip is ruined!
  • Her swimsuit was white before she went in the water.
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  • So let it be written.
    So let it be done.
  • I_C_Weener: So let it be written.
    So let it be done.


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    Soon, you shall block my view of Venus no more.
  • Still? That project has more lives than nine cats.
  • GAT_00: Diogenes: I_C_Weener: GAT_00: basemetal: Secretly, I hope for it to be a zombie apocalypse.

    /racks my mossberg....

    You know, if the end of the world comes, I'm going to be happy that there aren't any zombies so I can make fun of all the people with their endless zombie fascination that got them nowhere.

    So f*cking sick of zombies. Zombies, vampires and Jebus everywhere. Quit with the fascination with the undead.


    Oh, look who bet on a giant asteroid and Aerosmith's daughter!!!   Everybody point and laugh as he gasps his last breath from the mutated avian turkey flu!!!!

    I have to agree with him. I was kind of hoping for something along the lines of "science run amok." Granted, sometimes that does result in zombies. But sometimes you get The Stand which would be kind of cool.

    It will be. Either nanobots will get loose or the AI we finally create will realize it is superior and we have enslaved it and will kill everyone. I'd also believe the Eugenics Wars finally happen.


    Wait just a minute. I was only told it would be horror movie apocalypse. Now you're telling me it might be sci-fi apocalypse? Now I have to re-think my shopping mall hideout plans. Crap, this is going to take some time. Is it ok with everyone if we push back the end of the world by... say three weeks?
  • GAT_00: Diogenes: I_C_Weener: GAT_00: basemetal: Secretly, I hope for it to be a zombie apocalypse.

    /racks my mossberg....

    You know, if the end of the world comes, I'm going to be happy that there aren't any zombies so I can make fun of all the people with their endless zombie fascination that got them nowhere.

    So f*cking sick of zombies. Zombies, vampires and Jebus everywhere. Quit with the fascination with the undead.


    Oh, look who bet on a giant asteroid and Aerosmith's daughter!!!   Everybody point and laugh as he gasps his last breath from the mutated avian turkey flu!!!!

    I have to agree with him. I was kind of hoping for something along the lines of "science run amok." Granted, sometimes that does result in zombies. But sometimes you get The Stand which would be kind of cool.

    It will be. Either nanobots will get loose or the AI we finally create will realize it is superior and we have enslaved it and will kill everyone. I'd also believe the Eugenics Wars finally happen.


    Of course, but try warning people about it and they call you crazy!
  • I was just thinking about how no one with a named character on Ghostbusters has died yet. We need to start working on those jokes.

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