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deffuse: I'm sure this will end well. I've seen enough B-grade horror to know that they should have left the lake well alone.
netizencain: As these creatures are not mentioned in the Bible, I'd have to say that at least 50% of Americans think that this is a conspiracy theory to promote landing strips for gay martians outside of Des Moines.
No Time To Explain: "ancient microbes"/not saying it's ancient microbes, but it's ancient microbes
MisterLoki: Life, uh... finds a way
iheartscotch: We delved to far and too deep; now we just have to find the Balrog.
Shadow Blasko: So there are things living in lake Vida? Loco!