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Headso: A chainsaw is no match for a thrown balled up bed sheet.
Zarquon's Flat Tire: Must be tough to argue crime of passion if you have to prime your weapon 15 times and drop-start it 4 or 5. "I swear it just went off!"
busy chillin': I have never been able to start a chainsaw with mughshot goodness. I always have to pull the chord.