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HailRobonia: Look at me as I live for a year with a bird on my head!
thisiszombocom: I don't see how making ridiculous requests prepares you for rejection when making reasonable ones.
Blowmonkey: thisiszombocom: I don't see how making ridiculous requests prepares you for rejection when making reasonable ones.Well, rejection is what you're aiming to desensitize yourself to, the easiest way to get rejected is to make unreasonable requests. It's just a shorcut to the desired outcome, so that when you deal with it in normal life you handle it better.
Pinner: ...I asked my wife if we could lick each others buttholes in a denny's bathroom someday.She said no. I accept that.
NkThrasher: Never underestimate the resourcefulness of bored employees when you strike their fancy with a weird request.When your job is "Pick up X amount of Y doughnut, put into bag, rinse, repeat, wipe hands on pants" something like this once in a while probably breaks up the monotony nicely.
KrispyKritter: dooshbag should become a used car salesman. salesmen quickly learn that every no brings you closer to that yes.
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