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Talos: "...was charged with attempted auto burglary, aggravated assault, battery, aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer, reckless driving, aggravated fleeing to elude, driving while license revoked, resisting without violence and a violation of probation."But the indecent exposure was OK?
skinink: And that clerk wasn't even supposed to be there that day!
Talos: But the indecent exposure was OK?
Kristoph57: Talos: But the indecent exposure was OK?To be fair to the accused, his lack of double chin and ability to run means he was probably more fit than 70% of South Florida. We've had exposure to far more indecent people.
AgentKGB: As someone whose first job out of high school was 7-11... all I can say is you see it all working graveyard at that place.CSB: A (male) co-worker and I were working graveyard (12 am to 8 am) one night and this girl comes in at 2 or 3 in the morning drunk as fark. Not a bad looking girl either. She staggers to the counter and tells us that if we don't give her free food she'll flash the security camera. We look at each other and I ask her to repeat that. She repeats it and we tell her we're not going to give her free food. So she lifts her top and bra up and flashes us (and the security cam obviously), staggers out the door, throws up on the gas pumps and staggers on her merry way. We shake our heads and go back to work (it was raining really hard so we left the pumps alone).Morning rolls around and our (female) manager, who already didn't care for either of us much, comes in early as always and retires to her office to check some things.... including the security footage unfortunately. 8 am rolls around and we get dragged into her office and yelled at, claiming that a) we enticed her to do that and b) she has to wipe the tape now because the girl goes to school with her son and is underage. My co-worker says something like "So we were supposed to give her free food then?" which didn't go over that well either :P
Eeteetoo: Safety first
SafetyThird: Eeteetoo: Safety firstI beg to differ.
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