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Harry Freakstorm: He promised the citizens all the freedom they wanted but it turns out Egypt'd them.
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Pocket Ninja: Everybody farking hates Morrissey. I still haven't forgiven that rat bastard for the drive I took into DC years ago to see him at the old 9:30 and I only went because I was trying to impress someone that I cared about her shiatty music and I didn't eat before I left because I figured I'd just grab a bite there, you know? Except that whiny freak apparently forces any venue in which he plays to only serve vegetarian food while he's there and so I'm starving when I get there and all they have are goddamn vegetarian burgers. Vegetarian burgers! FARK YOU MORRISSEY, just FARK YOU.
GeeksAreMyPeeps: Because he justs wants to get what he wants.