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  • This story is so fishy. How did he lure them into his house?
  • In a criminal complaint, Smith said he was in the basement of his home when he heard a window breaking and footsteps. Fearful of other recent break-ins, he shot Schaeffel when he came into view.

    When the teenager tumbled down the stars, Smith shot him in the face as he lay on the floor, looking up.
    'I want him dead,' the complaint quoted Smith as telling an investigator.

    He dragged the body into his workshop and then sat in the chair, the complaint said. When Kifer began walking down the stairs, he shot her and she fell down the stairs.

    He tried to shoot her again with his rifle, but the gun jammed and Kifer laughed at him, the complaint noted.

    'If you're trying to shoot somebody and they laugh at you, you go again,' Smith, 64, told investigators, according to a criminal complaint filed Monday.

    He then shot her several times in the chest with a .22-caliber revolver, dragged her next to her cousin, and with as she gasped for air, fired a shot under her chin 'up into the cranium'.

    'Smith described it as "a good clean finishing shot",' according to the compliant, and acknowledged he had fired 'more shots than (he) needed to'.

    Smith said he left the bodies in his home overnight before calling a neighbor to ask if he knew a good lawyer. He later asked the neighbour to contact police.
     

    Oh yeah, just a guy protecting his home from dangerous invaders.
  • 10/10 for the Hero tag subby, that should definitely get some bites
  • <i>He then shot her several times in the chest with a .22-caliber revolver, dragged her next to her cousin, and with as she gasped for air, fired a shot under her chin 'up into the cranium'.</i>
  • Jackson Herring: He later asked the neighbour to contact police.


    I've read from other sources that he did not actually ask the neighbor to contact the police; he asked the neighbor if he knew a good lawyer, and the neighbor, who'd heard shots from his house the night before, called the police.
  • mahuika: Jackson Herring: He later asked the neighbour to contact police.

    I've read from other sources that he did not actually ask the neighbor to contact the police; he asked the neighbor if he knew a good lawyer, and the neighbor, who'd heard shots from his house the night before, called the police.


    He had such a tremendous boner from executing two teenagers that he couldn't even dial the phone for 24 hours after the deed. I mean he is the real victim here.
  • "a good clean finishing shot"... nothing suspicious or calculated about this.
  • This guy should go away for murder, because that is what he did, by his own admission. Case closed.
  • Hmm, sounds like murder, especially putting a barrel to the person's head and putting another bullet in them after you'd already shot them in self defense.
  • Wow, that is stomach churning. Did he have the right to shoot her? Sure. Did he have the right to shoot her, then shoot her more, then execute her? No. Send him to jail for the rest of his miserable days.
  • Moral: Don't burgle the crazy.
  • Trolltastic category there, subby.

    //Definitely not a hero. Just an angry old man - sorry, angry old murderer.
  • This is quite the buzz around here. I made the comment to a friend that they look like good kids and she said it's not like the news is gonna put up pics of them boozing or mugshots. Then, when the media was interviewing friends of the kids, they all said they kids had problems with getting into trouble, but they didn't deserve THAT. I didn't even have to click the link, I knew exactly what the story was just by the headline, farking creepy.
  • kvinesknows: Id jam my gun in her.
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    Um, someone already did

    /I don't think murder is something you can do "sloppy seconds" on.
  • If you don't want to get shot in the head, don't break into a stranger's home. Fark those stupid kids. I wish he had brought them back to life then killed them both again.
  • DammitIForgotMyLogin: 10/10 for the Hero tag subby, that should definitely get some bites


    ^ Came because of this.. Have my popcorn ready
  • kvinesknows: Id jam my gun in her.
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    He should have just raped her after he shot her the first time. No need to go *overboard* and shot her up through the cranium, unless he was doing it with his penis, through her vagina, while her dying cousin watched him rape her before her death.
    That was how it should have been done.

    23/10
  • Don't want to get shot and die, don't break into a former Embassy Security Agent, it's that simple.
  • after 'they robbed his home on Thanksgiving'

    There's your problem. Don't rob peoples houses and you won't get shot.
  • kvinesknows: Id jam my gun in her.
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    Necro, eh?
  • LovingTeacher: kvinesknows: Id jam my gun in her.
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    Um, someone already did

    /I don't think murder is something you can do "sloppy seconds" on.


    I could try
  • Because People in power are Stupid: This story is so fishy. How did he lure them into his house?


    Free candy. it sounded legit.
  • Everything about this needs more investigation. Including his claim they were breaking in. According to nutbag, the following happened:

    Male victim was shot and killed. Then female victim, apparently deaf since she didn't hear someone shooting the male follows male into house. Female gets shot and falls down the stairs, then laughs when the gun jams. Because laughing is totally what people who have just been shot are known for doing. I have a hard time buying ANY of that.

    This freak's so crazy if he told me water was wet I'd go to the sink and check to be sure.
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