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  • Ugh. He's a bastard, but that's a shiatty way to go.
  • consisting of various sessions of hyperbaric oxygen therapy that along with physiotherapy will continue to consolidate the process of recovery."

    This sounds more like easing the pain of a slow death.
  • If we don't stop the Reds in _____________, tomorrow they will be in _____________, and next week they will be in _____________.
  • Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Well except Fidel....Oh and Bashar al-Assad....and Joseph Kony...yeah.....Oh and Robert Mugabe & his buddy Omar al-Bashir and Sexiest Best Leader Kim Jong Un
  • dv-ous: Ugh. He's a bastard, but that's a shiatty way to go.


    Don't care, he can go fark himself!
  • KellyX: dv-ous: Ugh. He's a bastard, but that's a shiatty way to go.

    Don't care, he can go fark himself!


    Or, maybe castro can help him with that too...

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  • Sounds terminal.

    I also suspect that, as an active politician, he made his chances worse by not following doctor's orders whenever he thought he could get away with it.

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    Of course, with the lies and spin all you can really do is guess at his situation.
  • ChipNASA: Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Well except Fidel....Oh and Bashar al-Assad....and Joseph Kony...yeah.....Oh and Robert Mugabe & his buddy Omar al-Bashir and Sexiest Best Leader Kim Jong Un


    Oh, so it's OK with you that Isais Afewerki, Islam Karimov, U Thein Sein, and Gurbanguly Berdymukahmmedov just walk around without cancer then, huh?

    Typical bleeding heart.
  • If this messes up our PDVSA contracts and my trips to Venezuela, I'll be pissed.
  • No word on what type of cancer it is? Also, hyperbaric oxygen? For cancer? No wonder he isn't getting cured.
  • Actually, he's a great guy who has improved the life of his country's underclass greatly. Also, he is a democrat, unlike the CIA.
  • Rapmaster2000: ChipNASA: Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Well except Fidel....Oh and Bashar al-Assad....and Joseph Kony...yeah.....Oh and Robert Mugabe & his buddy Omar al-Bashir and Sexiest Best Leader Kim Jong Un

    Oh, so it's OK with you that Isais Afewerki, Islam Karimov, U Thein Sein, and Gurbanguly Berdymukahmmedov just walk around without cancer then, huh?

    Typical bleeding heart.


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    Gurbanguly Berdymukahmmedov???

    OK now you're just making shiat up. there is NO WAY someone is named..........

    / :-D
  • I don't get all the Chavez hate. Sure, he's a socialist megalomaniac who hates the West in general and the US in particular, but he's hardly one of history's bad guys.
  • ChipNASA: Rapmaster2000: ChipNASA: Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Well except Fidel....Oh and Bashar al-Assad....and Joseph Kony...yeah.....Oh and Robert Mugabe & his buddy Omar al-Bashir and Sexiest Best Leader Kim Jong Un

    Oh, so it's OK with you that Isais Afewerki, Islam Karimov, U Thein Sein, and Gurbanguly Berdymukahmmedov just walk around without cancer then, huh?

    Typical bleeding heart.

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    Gurbanguly Berdymukahmmedov???

    OK now you're just making shiat up. there is NO WAY someone is named..........

    / :-D


    If I was that dictator I would have my goons stop peasants on the street and say "Pop quiz, hotshot! Spell my name!"
  • signaljammer: he's a great guy who has improved the life of his country's underclass greatly


    Life is better when you can't buy toilet paper.
  • capt.hollister: I don't get all the Chavez hate. Sure, he's a socialist megalomaniac who hates the West in general and the US in particular, but he's hardly one of history's bad guys.


    He's definitely not as bad as Isais Afewerki, but no one in America has even heard of Eritrea. You know how this works.
  • capt.hollister: I don't get all the Chavez hate. Sure, he's a socialist megalomaniac who hates the West in general and the US in particular, but he's hardly one of history's bad guys.


    Fomenting class warfare, outright propery theft from citizens, allowing the murder rate to skyrocket, rampant corruption, etc. Part of my family lives in Caracas and the quality of life for them has taken an enormous turn for the worst. When I was a child the streets were generally safe to walk around in most neighbrohoods. Now as an adult I wouldn't walk them without a firearm and a damn good reason.
  • capt.hollister: I don't get all the Chavez hate. Sure, he's a socialist megalomaniac who hates the West in general and the US in particular, but he's hardly one of history's bad guys.


    Same reason as the Castro hate. Charges money for commodities the US used to get for free.
  • Rapmaster2000: capt.hollister: I don't get all the Chavez hate. Sure, he's a socialist megalomaniac who hates the West in general and the US in particular, but he's hardly one of history's bad guys.

    He's definitely not as bad as Isais Afewerki, but no one in America has even heard of Eritrea. You know how this works.


    OK now you're REALLY making shiat up...I mean Eritrea, there's no country called Eritrea...I mean I bet it's it's right next to Farkistan and Greater Sharpkneealick oh and it borders Strong Badia.
  • ChipNASA: Rapmaster2000: capt.hollister: I don't get all the Chavez hate. Sure, he's a socialist megalomaniac who hates the West in general and the US in particular, but he's hardly one of history's bad guys.

    He's definitely not as bad as Isais Afewerki, but no one in America has even heard of Eritrea. You know how this works.

    OK now you're REALLY making shiat up...I mean Eritrea, there's no country called Eritrea...I mean I bet it's it's right next to Farkistan and Greater Sharpkneealick oh and it borders Strong Badia.


    Wait until you hear about the 55 million people starving in a place called "Myanmar". The CIA says this country doesn't even exist.
  • macadamnut: capt.hollister: I don't get all the Chavez hate. Sure, he's a socialist megalomaniac who hates the West in general and the US in particular, but he's hardly one of history's bad guys.

    Same reason as the Castro hate. Charges money for commodities the US used to get for free.


    I think the embargo is the biggest favor we can do for Castro, but you do realize these governments are pretty evil, right?
  • Mmmm. Smell that cappy butthurt.
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