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  • This article is useless without mugshots.
  • What's the point of arresting them?
  • There's nothing wrong with porking in the porking lot.
  • It is named, "Mountin' Drive". What did they expect?
  • I got collared once for dogging in a dog park.
  • It's not like it was the first time she'd ever parked before. She probably swiped some booze from the Old Lady's liquor cabinet.
  • Link is useless without photos of the accused, having naked raunchy sex. But only if he's hot and she's barely visible in any of the pictures.
  • America's War on Sex continues! Seriously...it was "just before 2am" parking lot was probably deserted...let the kids fark you puritanical asshole cops.
  • Happened once to me...the officer interrupted us with a tap of his flashlight on the window. He explained, as per protocol, that he was required to ask the young lady present if she was there of her own freewill. When she indicated that she was (amazing what a gun in the ribcage will do. j/k), he said he was going to drive by again in 15 minutes and we had better be gone. Hell, that left me enough time to finish and have a smoke or two and leave with 5 mins to spare. No arrest, no paperwork, no embarrassment, no big deal, just a few laughs later on. Why do we still arrest consenting adults when they are trying to be alone? I blame Obama/Bush!! (circle the one you want)
  • NEWSFLESH!!! PEOPLE HAVE SEX!!!
  • Butthurted: Happened once to me...the officer interrupted us with a tap of his flashlight on the window. He explained, as per protocol, that he was required to ask the young lady present if she was there of her own freewill. When she indicated that she was (amazing what a gun in the ribcage will do. j/k), he said he was going to drive by again in 15 minutes and we had better be gone. Hell, that left me enough time to finish and have a smoke or two and leave with 5 mins to spare. No arrest, no paperwork, no embarrassment, no big deal, just a few laughs later on. Why do we still arrest consenting adults when they are trying to be alone? I blame Obama/Bush!! (circle the one you want)


    Happened to me, too-- The only thing different is that when he searched me, he stole my twenty bucks. Then I didn't have enough money to pay her.
  • Paradise by the Prius dashboard light.
  • I am so embarassed my local rag has its own Fark tag.
  • Butthurted: Happened once to me...the officer interrupted us with a tap of his flashlight on the window.


    Same thing happened to me, except the cop said: "Hurry up, boy, I'm next."
    To which I replied: "Cool! I've never f*cked a cop before."

    /Try the veal
  • Osomatic: This article is useless without mugshots.


    There's a lot of girls with that name. Weird because that's one of those names that spelled different every time.
  • they weren;t arrested, just a ticket for disordaly conduct... which is fine in the long run...

    thankfully, or hopefully, they wont end up on a list just for being dumbass's
  • Happened to me once in college. We had driven way down a fire road in the woods, completely isolated. Then from out of nowhere a set of headlights starts heading right for us, we were freaking out, like something from a horror movie. Tapped on the windshield and told us we'd have to find somewhere else. No harm no foul.
  • Butthurted: Happened once to me...the officer interrupted us with a tap of his flashlight on the window. He explained, as per protocol, that he was required to ask the young lady present if she was there of her own freewill. When she indicated that she was (amazing what a gun in the ribcage will do. j/k), he said he was going to drive by again in 15 minutes and we had better be gone. Hell, that left me enough time to finish and have a smoke or two and leave with 5 mins to spare. No arrest, no paperwork, no embarrassment, no big deal, just a few laughs later on. Why do we still arrest consenting adults when they are trying to be alone? I blame Obama/Bush!! (circle the one you want)


    Yep, happened to me once too. I had just got her top off when the flash light came on. He took me into his squad car, questioned me, gave me a breathe test and sent me on my way. I got back into the car and tell her, well, shall we start where we left off? She was not pleased, and I was all, farking cop wrecking my deals!
  • poe_zlaw: Butthurted: Happened once to me...the officer interrupted us with a tap of his flashlight on the window. He explained, as per protocol, that he was required to ask the young lady present if she was there of her own freewill. When she indicated that she was (amazing what a gun in the ribcage will do. j/k), he said he was going to drive by again in 15 minutes and we had better be gone. Hell, that left me enough time to finish and have a smoke or two and leave with 5 mins to spare. No arrest, no paperwork, no embarrassment, no big deal, just a few laughs later on. Why do we still arrest consenting adults when they are trying to be alone? I blame Obama/Bush!! (circle the one you want)

    Happened to me, too-- The only thing different is that when he searched me, he stole my twenty bucks. Then I didn't have enough money to pay her.


    Had that happen too. The cop pulled in slowly, circled around really slowly, walked to the car really slowly.

    *sigh* "You guys can't park here."

    "Oh, okay."

    "Have a good night."

    He walked back to the car quickly and drove off in a hurry.

    It's been a very long time since I've been parking.
  • Here's her facebook profile:

    https://www.facebook.com/cait.kane.5 

    Too tired to make the linky thing work.
  • I met a guy in jail who was in for the same thing.
  • "Well Marty it's not like I've never 'parked' before!"

    //jesus you smoke too?
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