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moothemagiccow: they won a long time ago
Need a Dispenser Here: Terrific! Now I can finally do all of those snow globe mid flight bombings I was preparing for until 911 happened!
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Snow Globe Central of Denver points out the TSA allows only snow globes that appear to "contain less than 3.4 ouncesAnd I'm sure TSA "Officer" Sha'Ni-Kqwaa is absolutely superb at converting diameter to volume and figuring out what "appears" to contain the right amount of liquid.
tonguedepressor: I used to love seeing co-workers swipe samples on a bag of live goldfish.My best moment however was when we used to take lighters away and while I was putting one in the bowl of 'em I actually saw a car lighter.And that was when a Sup. had to check all prohibs so it took 2 of these effn geniuses to figure that a car lighter was technically a lighter and not allowed to fly.
Random Anonymous Blackmail: Still no cure for my hot sauce that was apprehended in Austin...
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