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Dead for Tax Reasons: So 1500mi^2 annual deforestation is the acceptable level? Holy fark that's a lot of area
Mugato: Brazilians are good at clearing bush.
serial_crusher: I wonder how much of that decrease owes to the fact that they're running out of forest to cut.
moops: Back in the early 90s, I purchased a square foot of Brazilian rainforest.How do I find the deed for that?
meat0918: But they have a Brazilian trees, why are they worried?
Karma Curmudgeon: Good on them. They've save like a brazillion trees.
meat0918: But they have a Brazilian trees, why are they worried?//I know, bad way to make the joke.
To The Escape Zeppelin!: moops: Back in the early 90s, I purchased a square foot of Brazilian rainforest.How do I find the deed for that?I adopted a whale in the 90's. I had the nursery all set up, strollers, the works but the whale never arrived. I called social services and they didn't know anything about it. Turns out the whole thing was a scam and they never intended to deliver the whale at all. I was heart broken for months. What's worse is that the whale photos they showed me weren't even from American waters. They were trafficking in Asian and South American whales.