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St_Francis_P: Given a jury consisting entirely of pedophiles, and a passed-out judge, this is a winning strategy.
Donnchadha: This is in some backwards ass third world hell hole nation that allows people to "honor rape", right?*checks link*Texas.Well, it's a backwards ass third world hell hole, at least.
Krymson Tyde: I think we have a contender for the honor of Scummiest Lawyer of All Time.All. Time.
minoridiot: "People don't come with signs telling their age," Taylor said. "How does a young man know? You can't cut off their legs and count the rings like a tree." And lawyers wonder why people hate them.
Coco LaFemme: *reads article*I'm feeling very, very stabby.
Chariset: How does this man sleep at night?