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Makh: She had a sexual encounter with a 12 year old and let him drive during the high speed police chase.Nice.
Makh: Holy crap. Even she got off easy. She had a sexual encounter with a 12 year old and let him drive during the high speed police chase. Oh, you know, only 10 years of prison.
baorao: 12 year old 5th graders?
Igor Jakovsky: Caldwell could be released from prison on shock probation sometime in the next six months.Shock probation? Wut?
Igor Jakovsky: Shock probation? Wut?
Princess Ryans Knickers: fap fap fap...What? Surely she'll look prettier once she loses all that weight in prison...