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  • Yeah that's not really "batshiat insane" but nice try
  • Because they're animals in bed.

    It's like nothing any sane person ever did.
  • Hot
    Single
    Sane

    Choose two
  • Because people are stupid.

    Also,

    dustman81: Hot
    Single
    Sane

    Choose two

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    There.

    Let's move on.
  • Because normal girls are boring and crazy girls are awesome?
  • Steve McNair says: "...."

    Nothing. He's dead.
  • doglover: Because they're animals in bed.

    It's like nothing any sane person ever did.


    And we're done here.
  • Every guy should stick his dick in crazy at least once in his life. It's an important life lesson.

    Until you've lived it you just don't understand why people tell you not to do it. It's only in hindsight that can you understand why it was a bad idea.
  • clyph: Every guy should stick his dick in crazy at least once in his life. It's an important life lesson.

    Until you've lived it you just don't understand why people tell you not to do it. It's only in hindsight that can you understand why it was a bad idea.


    Hell. Sometimes not understanding is better. I don't know what it feels like to strap a car battery to my nuts while body builders bash my knees with metal rods but I'm willing to accept that it hurts. I don't really want to know how badly it hurts
  • Because anyone that would willingly sleep with you is a couple sandwiches short of a picnic?
     
    - Just a theory.  I am not a licensed shrink but I play one on the interwebby.
     
    Oh, and by the way, you have absent daddy issues.
  • For me it's codependency
  • clyph: Every guy should stick his dick in crazy at least once in his life. It's an important life lesson.

    Until you've lived it you just don't understand why people tell you not to do it. It's only in hindsight that can you understand why it was a bad idea.


    But it also makes you understand why somany people do it.
  • clyph: Every guy should stick his dick in crazy at least once in his life. It's an important life lesson.

    Until you've lived it you just don't understand why people tell you not to do it. It's only in hindsight that can you understand why it was a bad idea.


    I dated an insanely hot first generation Korean girl back in the late 80's, and she tried to stick a fork through my scrotum because she bought me a pair of silk boxers and I wasn't wearing the very next day when we had sexytime. That should have set off red flags, but I'll admit I stuck with her until after she burned my penis with spaghetti sauce from the stove. That was the last straw.

    /never cook naked around crazy chicks.
  • doglover: clyph: Every guy should stick his dick in crazy at least once in his life. It's an important life lesson.

    Until you've lived it you just don't understand why people tell you not to do it. It's only in hindsight that can you understand why it was a bad idea.

    But it also makes you understand why somany people do it.


    QFT
  • My rules for crazy

    Do:
    Have dirty sex with her

    Don't:
    Let her know where you live or work
    Leave anything valuable over at her place
    Get attached
    Get her pregnant
    Marry Her

    Optional:
    If she is married and starts talking about divorcing her husband for you. Run for your life

    Follow those and you should be fine
  • Lsherm: clyph: Every guy should stick his dick in crazy at least once in his life. It's an important life lesson.

    Until you've lived it you just don't understand why people tell you not to do it. It's only in hindsight that can you understand why it was a bad idea.

    I dated an insanely hot first generation Korean girl back in the late 80's, and she tried to stick a fork through my scrotum because she bought me a pair of silk boxers and I wasn't wearing the very next day when we had sexytime. That should have set off red flags, but I'll admit I stuck with her until after she burned my penis with spaghetti sauce from the stove. That was the last straw.

    /never cook naked around crazy chicks.


    Were there mushrooms in the sauce?
  • Lsherm: I dated an insanely hot first generation Korean girl back in the late 80's, and she tried to stick a fork through my scrotum because she bought me a pair of silk boxers and I wasn't wearing the very next day when we had sexytime.


    Yeah, this is why I'm still single. Women invariably pull some shiat like this with me, and I walk away before it gets serious. I have yet to meet a lesbian who wasn't crazy, addicted, or in recovery. I know there are some out there, but I've yet to meet one.
  • Tellingthem: My rules for crazy

    Do:
    Have dirty sex with her

    Don't:
    Let her know where you live or work
    Leave anything valuable over at her place
    Get attached


    A trick I've never learned.
  • GAT_00: Because people are stupid.


    They have to have the ability to be with the crazy person otherwise it's just wishful thinking or sour grapes.
  • Mugato: ...

    A trick I've never learned.


    try harder

    or maybe not as hard...

    it's hard to explain.
  • Mugato:
    ...
    Don't:
    Let her know where you live or work
    Leave anything valuable over at her place
    Get attached

    A trick I've never learned.


    No shiat. My penis seems to be an infallible sociopath detector.
  • My cousin's neighbor's older brother gave some Spanish Fly to this crazy redhead once and when he came back to the car after going to get some rubbers he found her impaling his pet rabbit on the gear shift...
  • They have it backwards: Attractive people can afford to be batshiat insane, so the occasionally are.
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