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  • Durrr "White" come on... Of course it's better.
  • Does it give you the face munchies?
  • It gives you wings! Or, more accurately, it motivates you to break into the zoo and rape the condor.
  • Man, if a cuckold couple goes to the adult store and asks for white bull, they are gonna be so disappointed.
  • The designer drugs spook me.

    I'll stick with good old alcohol. Easily obtained and I know how to dose it.
  • I'd try it. I live in a small town and entertainment is hard to come by.
  • Woohoo! Legalized Cocaine! I'm ready!

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    Woohoo! Bring on the coronary vasospasm, baby!
  • L.D. Ablo: The designer drugs spook me.

    I'll stick with good old alcohol. Easily obtained and I know how to dose it.


    Looks like I get to use this one again.

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  • This is really sad, because people are being used as experimental animals on substances we know fark-all about.

    But it brings in cash to failing adult novelty stores, so thats ok.
  • "What's in it? He didn't know."

    Well, I'm sold.
    Let me just pour some of this mystery agent into my skull and wait for the magic to happen!

    /Contraband peddlers must be some of the best salesmen out there...
    /That or users are really, really, stupid.
  • White Bull is an apparently legal substitute for cocaine, which retails illegally for $350 a gram


    Cocaine, $350 a gram? LOLWUT?
  • styckx: Cocaine, $350 a gram? LOLWUT?


    Right? Where do they come up with these numbers? $60 tops.....
  • Even synthetic drugs that have been around for years have pages long disclaimers of " May contain Death", can't say I'm too thrilled about mystery serums. If this is anything like what K2 is to Marijuana, then the outcome of use is rather unpredictable.

    /rather take something to chill out
    //looked into Modafinil to help with working the graveyard shift, but the side effects scared me off.
  • Geeves00: styckx: Cocaine, $350 a gram? LOLWUT?

    Right? Where do they come up with these numbers? $60 tops.....


    its Oz prices, look at the link in the article

    /theres an article?
  • Geeves00: styckx: Cocaine, $350 a gram? LOLWUT?

    Right? Where do they come up with these numbers? $60 tops.....


    I did some Google-Fu.. Apparentely in Australia is one of the most profitable places to sell coke and $300-$400/gram is legit.
  • Mr. Coffee Nerves: It gives you wings! Or, more accurately, it motivates you to break into the zoo and rape the condor.


    I chortled right loudly there sir. Must say I gave the old bird quite a start. And by old bird I mean condor, and by start I mean intercourse. Consensual, mind you. Many people think condors say no, but they say more than you'd think. You just have to learn how to read their drug-addled eyes.

    /yes, I drug my condors first
    //and yes, I do actually mean condors!
  • way south: "What's in it? He didn't know."

    Well, I'm sold.
    Let me just pour some of this mystery agent into my skull and wait for the magic to happen!

    /Contraband peddlers must be some of the best salesmen out there...
    /That or users are really, really, stupid.


    When considering between those two options, I'd say the answer is "Yes."
  • Fiona Patten, of the Eros Foundation, which has assumed the role of being the representative body for the legal high industry, hadn't heard of White Bull.


    Well then... what an excellent representative Fiona Patten is for the legal high industry.
  • As someone who fails to understand the appeal of illegal highs, legal ones are similarly baffling to me.

    My brain chemistry is unbalanced enough on it's own without introducing any foreign substances into the mix- legal or not.
  • BronyMedic: Woohoo! Legalized Cocaine! I'm ready!

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    Woohoo! Bring on the coronary vasospasm, baby!


    Don't tell people you have benzos; you'll get robbed at gunpoint.
  • elffster: Geeves00: styckx: Cocaine, $350 a gram? LOLWUT?

    Right? Where do they come up with these numbers? $60 tops.....

    its Oz prices, look at the link in the article

    /theres an article?


    The Aussie dollar is worth a little more than the US dollar, but it's an island country with a relatively low population a long way from production centres. So the chances of seizing narcotics at the border are significant. Supply is significantly restrained. Heroin and MDMA from Asia are more common, as are drugs produced in the country like methamphetamine (from precursors smuggled from China) and cannabis.
  • When you make certain substances that people want illegal, they find a way to either get it or find a substitute. This is human nature. There is no way legal systems can win and all that will end up happening if they do not adapt is that some substance will be invented that is once again much worse than the original.
  • styckx: Geeves00: styckx: Cocaine, $350 a gram? LOLWUT?

    Right? Where do they come up with these numbers? $60 tops.....

    I did some Google-Fu.. Apparentely in Australia is one of the most profitable places to sell coke and $300-$400/gram is legit.


    I did some Google-Fu, and found out that "White Bull" was the nephew of Sitting Bull, and is also the name of a work of fiction by Voltaire.

    Of course, none of that is helpful. But it is interesting.

    /To me, anyway.
  • "White Bull is part of a $200-million-a-year catalogue of legal highs that adult stores are marketing as an offset for the drop in DVD sales because of the prevalence of online porn."

    Saw that coming... well, bad turn of phrase but yeah....
  • Once upon a time there was a little white bull
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    little white bull,,
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