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World renowned astrophysicist dies like the inner-nerd in his soul would have wanted: In a headlock

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Arkanaut

2012-11-29 09:31:27 AM

I would have preferred death by snu-snu, but whatever.

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Mjeck

2012-11-29 09:32:45 AM

Goodbye cruel world? Really?

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JMacPA

2012-11-29 09:33:34 AM

Huh, looks like Britian's self defence laws work just fine. Who knew?

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neilio42

2012-11-29 09:36:21 AM

This story makes me Sikh

/DNRTFA
//I did look at pictures

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darth_badger

2012-11-29 09:37:04 AM

That's just Sikh.

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Nurglitch

2012-11-29 09:37:09 AM

I'm pretty sure he didn't want to die, or die like that. From the article it mentioned side-effects of anti-malaria medication, and while I've never had any anti-malaria medication I've heard that shiat is a trip. A friend of mine in university, whose father worked for the UN, claimed that every year at regular intervals her father turned the family out of the home and went crazy for a few days.

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Gunny Walker

2012-11-29 09:38:37 AM

Never mess with any of the surviving Bond villians. If they can survive 007, they can beat your nerdy butt.

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Drubell

2012-11-29 09:39:12 AM

Don't ever make me think Neil Tyson died again, subs.

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EVERYBODY PANIC

2012-11-29 09:39:15 AM

Sikhs are gentle in peace, but under duress they are great fighters. Even being gentle, their abilities can sometimes get the better of them. This is just a sad thing all around.

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Buck Henderson

2012-11-29 09:40:32 AM

"I'm terribly sorry but I've killed him, sorry Devinder."

Wow! I've gotten shiatty emails before, but damn. Pick up the phone dude.

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AverageAmericanGuy

2012-11-29 09:41:54 AM

Fearing for his own safety and in an attempt to calm his friend down, the devout Sikh grabbed him in a headlock and pinned him tightly to the ground.

Could have gotten much uglier.

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Buck Henderson

2012-11-29 09:42:55 AM

Nurglitch: I'm pretty sure he didn't want to die, or die like that. From the article it mentioned side-effects of anti-malaria medication, and while I've never had any anti-malaria medication I've heard that shiat is a trip. A friend of mine in university, whose father worked for the UN, claimed that every year at regular intervals her father turned the family out of the home and went crazy for a few days.

Yikes. Whatever happen to a nice gin and tonic?

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Smoky Dragon Dish

2012-11-29 09:43:14 AM

Dr Sivia told the inquest he initially thought Professor Rawlings was playing dead and believed "goodbye cruel world" was a reference to a Pink Floyd song they had been listening to earlier in the day.

"I thought this might be a ploy to get me to release him because it was so melodramatic," he told the inquest.

But when he realised he was not getting up he then emailed the professor's wife to apologise for killing him.

Mrs Rawlings said: "At 2230 I got an email from Devinder saying, 'I'm terribly sorry but I've killed him, sorry Devinder'.

"I couldn't believe he was serious, neither of them were practical jokers but I was tired and had jet lag."

You can't make this shiat up.

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LrdPhoenix

2012-11-29 09:46:26 AM

That's no Sikh, that's Robin Williams in disguise. You can tell by the chimpanzee arms and terribly loud fashion sense.

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lantawa

2012-11-29 09:47:31 AM

Mjeck: Goodbye cruel world? Really?

Goodbye cruel world? Really?

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Aidan

2012-11-29 09:50:07 AM

That was a farking awesome article. Pure Fark goodness.

Couple of things. One; poor mathematician! It's pretty clear he didn't intend to kill the astrophysicist.

Two; I didn't realize mathematicians were so badass. I like it. Astrophysicists better step off.

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PandaPorn

2012-11-29 09:50:52 AM

Maybe he choked on his arm hair?

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indarwinsshadow

2012-11-29 09:52:03 AM

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Archie Goodwin

2012-11-29 09:52:42 AM

It's a shame when billions and billions of brain cells go to waste like that.

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Smoky Dragon Dish

2012-11-29 09:53:54 AM

Aidan: That was a farking awesome article. Pure Fark goodness.

Couple of things. One; poor mathematician! It's pretty clear he didn't intend to kill the astrophysicist.

Two; I didn't realize mathematicians were so badass. I like it. Astrophysicists better step off.

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rocketpants

2012-11-29 09:55:27 AM

lantawa: Mjeck: Goodbye cruel world? Really?

Goodbye cruel world? Really?

Goodbye cruel world?

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iron_city_ap

2012-11-29 09:57:19 AM

Sivia better watch his back. The first shot of the great nerd war of 2012 has been fired.

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gochuck

2012-11-29 09:58:11 AM

Seriously do not want

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StrikitRich

2012-11-29 09:59:49 AM

Headlock? Should have gone with a wedgie.

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ObscureNameHere

2012-11-29 10:03:48 AM

Smoky Dragon Dish: Aidan: That was a farking awesome article. Pure Fark goodness.

Couple of things. One; poor mathematician! It's pretty clear he didn't intend to kill the astrophysicist.

Two; I didn't realize mathematicians were so badass. I like it. Astrophysicists better step off.

[imgs.xkcd.com image 740x308]

Yet somehow that xkcd missed Philosophy, which would be to the right of the mathematician.

Applied Philosophy = Science.

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