Real News. Real Funny.
darth_badger: Rollergirl she's takin' chances...
Cheron: maybe I'm just a romantic but sex in an industrial parking lot just isn't one of my kinks, too sterile
littlett's: Did anybody else pay attention to the related article about the butt implant?
Englebert Slaptyback: get prostitutes off the street, roller skates will be available for an extra chargeYou can't roller-skate in a buffalo herd.
Gunny Walker: I think that's the "white woman" butt implant. (You know, cause it's so flat.)
littlett's: Gunny Walker: I think that's the "white woman" butt implant. (You know, cause it's so flat.)It isn't like she doesn't have plenty of cushion back there in the first place. Seems like it would make more sense to do a few more squats instead.
freewill: Cool story bro.... Sex in public, sex against the wall, sex sex and more sex..... blah blah blah sex. I broke a perfectly good umbrella./ Standing on it, you sickos.
unfarkingbelievable: pay for a psychotherapist to resolve her low self esteem issues.
The sound of one hand clapping: Probably missing something really obvious, but why do people opt for banging a prostitute in their car in public (albeit out of sight) instead of hiring an escort to meet them at their house or a hotel? With the escort option you get the advantage of a bed, of not being in public, of not having to risk getting seen by someone who knows you and not having to trawl around the streets until you find one you like the look of.Other than the fact that I'm presuming it's cheaper and that these are desperate guys, why the hell take that route?
Fark.com MobileCopyright © 1999 - 2015 Fark, Inc Last updated: Nov 29 2015 12:40:46
Contact | Report error | TOS/legal/privacyFull site