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  • You threaten to kill someone because they masturbated? Seems like a well thought out and logical response. Yay guns.
     
  • This is my rifle
    This is my gun
    This one's quite tiny
    Please don't make fun.
     
  • queezyweezel: You threaten to kill someone because they masturbated? Seems like a well thought out and logical response. Yay guns.


    That's what she needs to get off.
     
  • "I put the magazine in my gun. I cocked it,"

    Good thing he was just a flasher.
     
  • Dancin_In_Anson: "I put the magazine in my gun. I cocked it,"

    Good thing he was just a flasher.


    I don't know about you, but I keep my CCW piece unloaded and locked with the magazine in a separate location. At all times. ALL TIMES.
     
  • REPEAT TRIFECTA!!!!!!?????????
    /go for it mods.

    and also....

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  • Seeing as this is a repeat please allow me....

    This woman is a friend of mine....
    Her son was with her
    This flasher we now know was high on meth
    They caught the guy the other day in Kalama
    He has other drug and "flashing" charges on his record and waiting for trial 

    /dnrtfa
     
  • Woman pulls gun on flasher: 'I'm going to blow your brains out'

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  • Romans 7 19: Seeing as this is a repeat please allow me....

    This woman is a friend of mine....
    Her son was with her
    This flasher we now know was high on meth
    They caught the guy the other day in Kalama
    He has other drug and "flashing" charges on his record and waiting for trial 

    /dnrtfa


    Is she HAWT?!?!?

    /oblig
     
  • She sounds like a lunatic.
     
  • Longview, indeed.
     
  • Don't need a muzzle suppressor when you shoot blanks.
     
  • The appropriate response:

    Looks like a penis to me - only smaller.

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    /Couldn't find a pic from that scene
     
  • Woman doesn't know how guns work.
    a) Carry loaded.
    b) Never tell someone what you will do with it, just do it.
    c) Don't point it at anyone unless you are going to fire it.
     
  • Super Chronic: Longview, indeed.


    ...More like Schlongview, amirite?
     
  • He should just move to San Francisco then he wouldn't be hassled so much.
     
  • ChipNASA: REPEAT TRIFECTA!!!!!!?????????
    /go for it mods.

    and also....

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  • Snarfangel: This is my rifle
    This is my gun
    This one's quite tiny
    Please don't make fun.


    +1 internet and a croissant.
     
  • You never ever EVER draw your weapon unless you are threatened with grave bodily harm. Simply being grossed out doesn't give justification.

    /She's not helping
     
  • "Mister I'm gonna turn you from a rooster to a hen with one shot"
     
  • JDAT: You never ever EVER draw your weapon unless you are threatened with grave bodily harm. Simply being grossed out doesn't give justification.

    /She's not helping


    He could have choked her with it....
    /or not
    //it could have gotten rapey
     
  • gbv23: "Mister I'm gonna turn you from a rooster to a hen with one shot"


    Wouldn't that be a "capon"?

    /Poultry nazi.
     
  • If you're going to flash a woman, make sure her gun isn't larger than yours

    Very few people have a gun larger than mine:

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  • queezyweezel: You threaten to kill someone because they masturbated? Seems like a well thought out and logical response. Yay guns.


    You pull out a knife and wave it at someone, they're justified in thinking you're intent on killing them. You pull out your cock and wave it at someone, they're justified in thinking you're intent on raping them. Either way, you've given them just cause for using (or at the very least threatening) deadly force in self defense.

    The biggest problem here is that she doesn't keep her weapon loaded.
     
  • vudukungfu: Woman doesn't know how guns work.
    a) Carry loaded.
    b) Never tell someone what you will do with it, just do it.
    c) Don't point it at anyone unless you are going to fire it.


    d) Be all sanctimonious & "2nd amendment" when the cops arrive to find a dead body holding his own dick in his hand.
    `Officer, he was pointing it at me and cocking it! I swear!'
     
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