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croesius: Transplanted from "areas of dense growth"?Congrats on having back/ass hair on your face!
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ampoliros: Beat me to it.
KJUW89: Huh...the first thing I thought of was the M*A*S*H episode when Klinger made a fake mustache for a soldier who had a facial wound. I think he was Mexican, though.../can't find a screen shot//sigh...