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cgraves67: Run around screaming and flailing your arms like a maniacal windmill thus alerting your family to the danger?
give me doughnuts: Tell Daddy to use lube?
FirstNationalBastard: Quit visiting ElmoORStop eating at Taco Bell?
Tr0mBoNe: [img201.imageshack.us image 800x476]You hold on to it?
big pig peaches: If only there was some device one could install in one's home that could detect smoke and sound an alarm.