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Pocket Ninja: *dollars will be internet representations of actual dollars with no monetary value
DammitIForgotMyLogin: 7460661 vs 7460600Is this the quickest repeat ever?
trappedspirit: LOL, yeah, he "found" the laptop
proteus_b: that guy augstein sounds like a piece of work, probably deserves to be dropped into a shallow grave
ZAZ: U.S. federal law specifically prohibits suing the government over promises of rewards. So if you know the president have him appoint you Attorney General and stop worrying. AG: I offer one billion dollars for pictures of Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, or Scott Brown naked.
indarwinsshadow: Great story with a kicker ending. A rapper. Who's a complete cheapskate assh*&%. What a surprise.
Happy Hours: It probably depends on the circumstances - sometimes the payoff happens whether or not you can pay.I mean if I offered $1 billion to whoever avenges the death of my daughter* and I couldn't pay up, it still might be worth it to me.Just skimming the article though, I'm reminded of this:[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x219]Yes, a pizza delivery guy stole a tape from Jerry Garcia and released it and sold a lot of bootlegs. I have a legit copy - great album.* I have no daughter and she is not dead and I am not actually offering any money for avenging my hypothetical daughter's hypothetical death.
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