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  • That is truly the most hideous haircut I have ever seen, I am strangely impressed by the attention to detail.
  • If you want to catch the biggest fish in your pond, you have to be as attractive as possible. Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean. Wash it at least every two weeks. Once, every two weeks. And if you see Johnny Football hero in the hall, tell him he played a great game. Tell him that you liked his article in the newspaper!
  • OSULugan: If you want to catch the biggest fish in your pond, you have to be as attractive as possible. Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean. Wash it at least every two weeks. Once, every two weeks. And if you see Johnny Football hero in the hall, tell him he played a great game. Tell him that you liked his article in the newspaper!


    You sound popular.
  • Who the fark is Johnny Football?
  • I find that to be more interesting than most of what passes for art these days.
  • you have pee hands: OSULugan: If you want to catch the biggest fish in your pond, you have to be as attractive as possible. Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean. Wash it at least every two weeks. Once, every two weeks. And if you see Johnny Football hero in the hall, tell him he played a great game. Tell him that you liked his article in the newspaper!

    You sound popular.


    He's head of the class...
  • Moron Police: you have pee hands: OSULugan: If you want to catch the biggest fish in your pond, you have to be as attractive as possible. Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean. Wash it at least every two weeks. Once, every two weeks. And if you see Johnny Football hero in the hall, tell him he played a great game. Tell him that you liked his article in the newspaper!

    You sound popular.

    He's head of the class...


    His mom says he's a catch...
  • Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy: Moron Police: you have pee hands: OSULugan: If you want to catch the biggest fish in your pond, you have to be as attractive as possible. Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean. Wash it at least every two weeks. Once, every two weeks. And if you see Johnny Football hero in the hall, tell him he played a great game. Tell him that you liked his article in the newspaper!

    You sound popular.

    He's head of the class...

    His mom says he's a catch...


    He's never last picked
  • Texas seems to be in a race to the bottom with Florida.
  • God-is-a-Taco: Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy: Moron Police: you have pee hands: OSULugan: If you want to catch the biggest fish in your pond, you have to be as attractive as possible. Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean. Wash it at least every two weeks. Once, every two weeks. And if you see Johnny Football hero in the hall, tell him he played a great game. Tell him that you liked his article in the newspaper!

    You sound popular.

    He's head of the class...

    His mom says he's a catch...

    He's never last picked


    He's got a cheerleader chick
  • It is ridiculous we still give a rat's ass how kids have their hair in school. Is it standing up high enough to obstruct someone's view? Does it exude flammable vapors? Then STFU. These kids care more about tonight's party than that kids hair.
  • OK, I've asked 5 gay guys here at work about this and specifically if it resembles homoerotic activty.
    Unanimous answer? Not sure about homoerotic, but damned sure creepy.
  • Fails' statement said Chavez "was placed in an area of the school where he would not distract the learning of other students. He left school early today, but it was on his own accord and done at an appropriate time and in an appropriate manner" adding that Chavez's claim he was "kicked out of school" was "not true."

    He might have been on school ground immediately before he left, but he'd already been kicked out of "school" in the sense that he'd been removed from his regular classes.

    Fails fails and lies, too.
  • Should have gone with Johnny Utah.
  • You know what's printed on every Aggie's ass?

    "Barber: cut other end"
  • vudukungfu: Not sure about homoerotic, but damned sure creepy.


    The haircut or Nada Surf?
  • I care exactly zero about this Johnny person and this high school kid... but I am pretty impressed with the skilled execution of the haircut. Serious barber chops, good man!
  • OSULugan: If you want to catch the biggest fish in your pond, you have to be as attractive as possible. Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean. Wash it at least every two weeks. Once, every two weeks. And if you see Johnny Football hero in the hall, tell him he played a great game. Tell him that you liked his article in the newspaper!


    ...then give him a hummer in the broom closet. Be sure not to mistake him for the janitor, as the janitor is a minority, and if you touch one you make Jesus cry.

    /I have no idea where this was going. My brain hates me.
  • Came in for the Nada Surf references. Did not leave disappointed.

    /they played Cleveland twice in the last year
    //sadly missed both gigs
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    Can you set your watch too it?
  • No mention of the school's PR guy being named Fails yet?
    Fark I am disappoint
  • Rapmaster2000: Should have gone with Johnny Utah.


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    'Let's rock and roll!'
  • NannyStatePark: It is ridiculous we still give a rat's ass how kids have their hair in school. Is it standing up high enough to obstruct someone's view? Does it exude flammable vapors? Then STFU. These kids care more about tonight's party than that kids hair.


    I wish schools had banned afro-sheen back in my day. That shiat was nasty.
  • I hate this haircut as much as the next girl, but I hate schools telling people what they can and can't do with their hair even more. Especially that "natural hair colors only" rule. If you can't dye your hair purple in high school, when the hell can you? If someone's weird hair distracts you to the point that you can't focus on your work, you were going to get distracted by something else.
  • Love that vague, catch-all excuse of "distraction". As if kids are going to fail tests or not be able to pay attention to their teacher just because some kid got a weird haircut. Such BS.
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