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Mercury: Speak for yourself. 7 of us pooled our money on tickets and we won $4.
davidphogan: I'm just shocked to find out that people that play the lottery might not be so good at managing their money. Just absolutely shocked.
Popcorn Johnny: The couple in Missouri that won are absolute farking idiots for agreeing to attend a press conference to claim their giant check.
Frank N Stein: With my powerball numbers, I would have won 250k with the regular Illinois lotto./pretty bitter.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mercury: Speak for yourself. 7 of us pooled our money on tickets and we won $4.WE'RE GOING TO TIJUANA!!!!!
brantgoose: Oh, right. The first loser is from West Virginia and is wearing a cowboy hat. Like the lottery money is the problem.Here's a little deal I would like to offer to Americans, Canadians and others (tourists, immigrants, aliens): if you promise not to wear cowboy hats East of the Mississipi River, we Easteners promise we will no take up wearing So'westers, rubber boots and Newfoundland fishermen gloves West of the Mississippi.If you like, you can wear either make-believe costume in Toronto, but only at cosplay conventions.Is it a deal suckers?
Mercury: 7 people at work put in $6 each. $42 dollars worth of Powerball tickets$4$4/7= 57 cents each. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I'm part of the 1% now!