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Pocket Ninja: I knew this guy whose cousin's friend knew a girl who named her twins Lamonjelo and Oranjelo. Get it? Crazy stuff. And there was this other woman I heard about from this guy I know whose friend works in the hospital who knew a doctor who delivered a baby to a woman who named her daughter Chlamydia because she saw it on a poster and thought it sounded pretty. Chlamydia, ha! Next you know someone will be naming their kid Herpes.
Mugato: No black girl's names? That's where the comedy lies.
Coco LaFemme: No Adam in the Top 50? That's kind of surprising. My boyfriend and I are really boring, milquetoast people so if we ever have kids, they're going to have really traditional, boring Jewish names. We flipped a coin on who got to name the kids, heads it was me, tails it was him....and it came up tails.
dahmers love zombie: 13. CalebYou're not Irish. Why are you trying to be Irish?
dahmers love zombie: I've annotated the first fifty.
Godscrack: Thank goodness only white kids are being born.
A challenger appears: Declan would like to have a word with you.