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  • When a "Project X" homage goes wrong....
  • FTFA: In a statement released via police on Sunday afternoon, his family described the 17-year-old as a "vibrant" and "outgoing" man who was looking forward to celebrating his 18th birthday on December 22.

    They said Jordan will now "celebrate his birthday with his dad (Trevor Masoe) who passed away suddenly three years ago on 22.12.2009".


    Not only is it only 2 days before Christmas but it's the same day his dad died? Worst. Birthday. Evar.
  • oh i thought i saw this on history channel yesterday...

    and this is Buggs Bunny reporting from Hollywood
  • A 21-year-old Woodridge man has been arrested over the Jordan's death, and will front court tomorrow on a murder charge.

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    RIP The Jordan.
  • herrDrFarkenstein: Brisbane problems.


    Logan problems dude. Bloody bogan paradise.
  • smadge1: herrDrFarkenstein: Brisbane problems.

    Logan problems dude. Bloody bogan paradise.


    They can call it logan central all they want it's still farking Woodridge the worst shiathole this side of Inala
  • what a sad story. i think. can someone translate that drek into proper english?
  • Oh my god. My suburb is on Fark.
  • eraser8: FTFA: In a statement released via police on Sunday afternoon, his family described the 17-year-old as a "vibrant" and "outgoing" man who was looking forward to celebrating his 18th birthday on December 22.

    They said Jordan will now "celebrate his birthday with his dad (Trevor Masoe) who passed away suddenly three years ago on 22.12.2009".

    Not only is it only 2 days before Christmas but it's the same day his dad died? Worst. Birthday. Evar.



    maybe it was a crazy party that day too.
  • Joe The Plumber: can someone translate that drek into proper english?


    Teen killed af'er bein' helter-skelter down by car as up t'100 varmints fight in th' street at party in Woodridge, Qld

    Jo'dan Matehaere Tukaki Masoe Woodridge hit helter-skelter death

    Th' teenager who died af'er bein' struck in a hit-an'-run at a birthday party brawl at Woodridge has been identified as Jo'dan Matehaere Tukaki Masoe.

    THE teenager who done kil'd af'er bein' struck in a hit-an'-run at a birthday party brawl at Woodridge has been identified as Jo'dan Matehaere Tukaki.

    Po-lice were called af'er Mr Tukaki, 17, was hit by a car in Stashun Road, Woodridge sho'tly af'er 10.30pm (AEST) on Saturday. Th' teenager was taken t'Princess Alexan'ra Horspital wif serious injuries, whar he later died, cuss it all t' tarnation.

    In a statement released via po-lice on Sunday af'ernoon, his fambly dexcribed th' 17-year-old as a "vibrant" an' "outgwine" man who was lookin' fo'ward t'celebratin' his 18th birthday on December 22.

    They said Jo'dan will now "celebrate his birthday wif his Paw (Trevo' Masoe) who passed away suddenly three years ago on 22.12.2009".

    "Jo'dan had sech a bright future an' outgwine varmintality, loved moosic, was an awesome rapper, who'd stop t'he'p ennyone in need, was tragically taken fum his Mum (Tia), Nan (Jan), brothers, sisters, fambly an' friends on this hyar sad day," th' statement said, cuss it all t' tarnation.

    "He is truly loved an' will be greatly missed by all, ah reckon."

    A 21-year-old Woodridge man has been arrested on over th' Jo'dan's death, an' will front court t'morry on a murder charge. Th' man has been reman'ed in cestody an' will appear in th' Beenleigh Magistrates Court on Monday mo'nin'.

    He is facin' charges of murder an' dangerous operashun of a moto' vehicle.

    Po-lice will allege th' man drove a car into a group of varmints stan'in' on th' footpath. H'yuck
  • Bob Down: Joe The Plumber: can someone translate that drek into proper english?

    Teen killed af'er bein' helter-skelter down by car as up t'100 varmints fight in th' street at party in Woodridge, Qld

    Jo'dan Matehaere Tukaki Masoe Woodridge hit helter-skelter death

    Th' teenager who died af'er bein' struck in a hit-an'-run at a birthday party brawl at Woodridge has been identified as Jo'dan Matehaere Tukaki Masoe.

    THE teenager who done kil'd af'er bein' struck in a hit-an'-run at a birthday party brawl at Woodridge has been identified as Jo'dan Matehaere Tukaki.

    Po-lice were called af'er Mr Tukaki, 17, was hit by a car in Stashun Road, Woodridge sho'tly af'er 10.30pm (AEST) on Saturday. Th' teenager was taken t'Princess Alexan'ra Horspital wif serious injuries, whar he later died, cuss it all t' tarnation.

    In a statement released via po-lice on Sunday af'ernoon, his fambly dexcribed th' 17-year-old as a "vibrant" an' "outgwine" man who was lookin' fo'ward t'celebratin' his 18th birthday on December 22.

    They said Jo'dan will now "celebrate his birthday wif his Paw (Trevo' Masoe) who passed away suddenly three years ago on 22.12.2009".

    "Jo'dan had sech a bright future an' outgwine varmintality, loved moosic, was an awesome rapper, who'd stop t'he'p ennyone in need, was tragically taken fum his Mum (Tia), Nan (Jan), brothers, sisters, fambly an' friends on this hyar sad day," th' statement said, cuss it all t' tarnation.

    "He is truly loved an' will be greatly missed by all, ah reckon."

    A 21-year-old Woodridge man has been arrested on over th' Jo'dan's death, an' will front court t'morry on a murder charge. Th' man has been reman'ed in cestody an' will appear in th' Beenleigh Magistrates Court on Monday mo'nin'.

    He is facin' charges of murder an' dangerous operashun of a moto' vehicle.

    Po-lice will allege th' man drove a car into a group of varmints stan'in' on th' footpath. H'yuck


    Too heavy on the southern emphasis, they can't read down there so it is a wasted effort.

    /I keed, I keed

    //my first visit to south carolina (i'm new england yankee through and through), I couldn't believe I was still in the same country and didn't need a passport for border crossing
  • Pokeybun: Oh my god. My suburb is on Fark.


    Do you own a commodore with a sports pack?
  • smadge1: Pokeybun: Oh my god. My suburb is on Fark.

    Do you own a commodore with a sports pack?

    Heh no. I own a bottom range Mazda 2. I am happily married, very gainfully employed, in my late 40s, with no kids, and I don't wear leggings as pants. I moved here 12 years ago knowing nothing about the suburb because the rent was much cheaper than on the northside where I'd been living. The people in my street seem to be human. It's the good end of a bad suburb.
  • smadge1: Pokeybun: Oh my god. My suburb is on Fark.

    Do you own a commodore with a sports pack?


    Lime green or burnt orange ute?
  • farking southsiders. 10 years ago when I was a uni student in St Lucia, one night some bastard broke into my flat, while I was there, awake in the next room, and stole my bag (which, naturally, had my wallet and car keys) and car.

    Where did the police later find said car abandoned, with all of my belongings (CDs etc) inside it stolen? Inala, surprise surprise. Guess I should be grateful the farkers didn't torch it before they abandoned it.

    Also: Wacol train station is a farking scary place, even during the daytime.
  • danno_to_infinity: Too heavy on the southern emphasis, they can't read down there so it is a wasted effort.

    /I keed, I keed

    //my first visit to south carolina (i'm new england yankee through and through), I couldn't believe I was still in the same country and didn't need a passport for border crossing


    That's how it came out of the translator. Most Queenslanders couldn't read the original article either. Must be proximity to the equator or something.

    /also kidding.. we love you just the way you are Queensland, 'ay?
  • It's just so nice that fark has provided a space for aussies to biatch about their cities
  • I'll just leave this here:

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  • danno_to_infinity: Bob Down: Joe The Plumber: can someone translate that drek into proper english?

    Teen killed af'er bein' helter-skelter down by car as up t'100 varmints fight in th' street at party in Woodridge, Qld
    Po-lice will allege th' man drove a car into a group of varmints stan'in' on th' footpath. H'yuck

    my first visit to south carolina (i'm new england yankee through and through), I couldn't believe I was still in the same country and didn't need a passport for border crossing


    No keeding - I was amazed - way beyond anything I'd experienced prior.
  • So what ethnicity were they?

    *reads article*

    So what ethnicity were they?
  • Pokeybun: It's the good end of a bad suburb./big>i>

    That made me laugh, like the coolest part of hell

  • trappedspirit: So what ethnicity were they?

    *reads article*

    So what ethnicity were they?


    Bogan, duh.
  • I read this as WoodBRIDGE and thought it was a town that took the Walking Dead a little too seriously.
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