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  • Whew! A happy ending to a child kidnapping case.

    Glad to see she got away OK and the dude got caught.
  • fought off a culprit who tried to put a poison cloth over her face

    I thought "does this rag smell like chloroform" was just a Fark cliché.
  • That guy's going to have a rough time in prison.
  • The girl kicked the would-be abductor after he tried placing a cloth with a noxious substance over her face about 3:30 p.m. on Nov. 28. She screamed and ran from the area before the man fled in a vehicle.

    Never underestimate what 60 pounds of force can do to a man's crotch
  • Sure hope he likes cawk meat sammiches, because he's gonna be eating a lot of them in prison.
  • ZAZ: fought off a culprit who tried to put a poison cloth over her face

    I thought "does this rag smell like chloroform" was just a Fark cliché.


    Well, Fark by way of 4cha, but yeah. Unfortunately someone mistook Pedobear for educational literature.
  • Oldiron_79: Sure hope he likes cawk meat sammiches, because he's gonna be eating a lot of them in prison.


    I feel sorry for him because ...

    Wait, no, I don't feel sorry for the sick sack of shiat at all.
  • I feel sorry for him because ...

    Wait, no, I don't feel sorry for the sick sack of shiat at all.


    Because it's funny when it's prison rape since prison rape isn't rape rape.....
  • If The Cabin in the Woods has taught me anything is that you don't want mess with 9 year old girls. They know how to fight. Especially Hungry Ghosts.
  • Masta Kronix: I feel sorry for him because ...

    Wait, no, I don't feel sorry for the sick sack of shiat at all.

    Because it's funny when it's prison rape since prison rape isn't rape rape.....


    Would that be a gift from God?
  • Oldiron_79: Sure hope he likes cawk meat sammiches, because he's gonna be eating a lot of them in prison.


    He should hope he gets off that easy. Inmates don't have sex with chomos.

    The only thing he has to look forward to is a new shank necklace.
  • Masta Kronix: I feel sorry for him because ...

    Wait, no, I don't feel sorry for the sick sack of shiat at all.

    Because it's funny when it's prison rape since prison rape isn't rape rape.....


    Well if a child molester or a rapist gets prison raped its pretty damned funny, anyone else not so much.
  • One has to wonder if he's going to get worse treatment for being a child rapist...or being a weenie who got beat up by a 9-year old girl. I'm guessing the latter, myself.
  • Well if a child molester or a rapist gets prison raped its pretty damned funny, anyone else not so much


    So the rape of another human being is "pretty damned funny" to you under circumstances you deem acceptable.

    Wanna know how I know you have issues?
  • How is screaming and running away "fighting off your asailant"?
  • Masta Kronix: Well if a child molester or a rapist gets prison raped its pretty damned funny, anyone else not so much

    So the rape of another human being is "pretty damned funny" to you under circumstances you deem acceptable.

    Wanna know how I know you have issues?


    Wanna know how I know you have issues?

    It's cause you can't see and appreciate humor in topics because you feel shame and guilt because you think you should. Some things are funny whether they're appropriate or not.

    \Get a life
  • Quantumbunny: Masta Kronix: Well if a child molester or a rapist gets prison raped its pretty damned funny, anyone else not so much

    So the rape of another human being is "pretty damned funny" to you under circumstances you deem acceptable.

    Wanna know how I know you have issues?

    Wanna know how I know you have issues?

    It's cause you can't see and appreciate humor in topics because you feel shame and guilt because you think you should. Some things are funny whether they're appropriate or not.

    \Get a life


    rape is only funny when the victim is male and over 20
  • Masta Kronix: So the rape of another human being is "pretty damned funny" to you under circumstances you deem acceptable.

    I think it's more about the fact that irony is funny. The actual circumstances can be horrendous enough to overcome that inherent humor, but it still has to be overcome.
  • Ass whipped by a nine year old girl.
    His cellies won't have a chance to get to him... they will be laughing too much.
  • Masta Kronix: I feel sorry for him because ...

    Wait, no, I don't feel sorry for the sick sack of shiat at all.

    Because it's funny when it's prison rape since prison rape isn't rape rape.....


    Rarely do they get pregnant in (mens) prison, because the body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.
  • Arcturus72: How is screaming and running away "fighting off your asailant"?


    She kicked him first. It's easy to miss, but is in the article.
  • Masta Kronix: I feel sorry for him because ...

    Wait, no, I don't feel sorry for the sick sack of shiat at all.

    Because it's funny when it's prison rape since prison rape isn't rape rape.....


    The only thing more funny than prison rape is clown rape
  • Duke_leto_Atredes: The only thing more funny than prison rape is clown rape


    I'm not what you'd call 'pro-prison rape', but there are crimes for which I feel the sentences are horrendously insufficient and if prison rape happens to individuals convicted of such, I can abhor the rape while feeling there is some justice to it (in the retributive sense of the word). Not funny, though.

    Clown rape, though, is only funny when it's clown-on-clown and they're both in full gear with floppy shoes, water-squirting flowers on the lapel and big red honkable-horn noses.
  • Duke_leto_Atredes: Masta Kronix: I feel sorry for him because ...

    Wait, no, I don't feel sorry for the sick sack of shiat at all.

    Because it's funny when it's prison rape since prison rape isn't rape rape.....

    The only thing more funny than prison rape is clown rape


    So you like being raped by clowns?

    Anyways, If he had not come back to the area the next day, even with the good description provided.. chances are he would never have been caught. Clearly he was looking for another target.

    Also this link has a lot more info including the line from his court appearance:

    "Can I have bail?"
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